1Pilot
9-year-old Sheldon Cooper learns that having a brilliant mind doesn't always help growing up in Texas. |
2Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
To appease his worried mother, Sheldon employs the techniques of a self-help book to try and make a friend. |
3Poker, Faith and Eggs
George Sr. is rushed to the emergency room; Meemaw comes to baby-sit; the kids have an adventure getting to the hospital on their own. |
4A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage
Sheldon fears solid food after choking on a sausage; Sheldon discovers his first comic book.
5A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom
Sheldon struggles with newfound popularity after utilizing statistics to help the football team. Georgie feels sidelined by Sheldon's Popularity.
6A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac
When Sheldon's suggestion on landing the rocket booster back is not taken seriously by a NASA scientist, he decides to pursue theoretical physics and works out the full details to prove his point.
7A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run
The kids brainstorm ways to resolve a family feud when Meemaw refuses to give George Sr. her brisket recipe.
8Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair
While Mary, Memaw and Missy have their girls night at the salon, the three Cooper men plan their road trip to see the space launcher, but it doesn't go as well as they plan.
9Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia
Sheldon finds that Georgie has cheated a math test. Though he does not feel good about this first, upon realizing that even Spock plays fast-and-loose with the rules, he gets tips from Georgie on how to lie. Using his newly-acquired skills, Sheldon makes a fake note to escape from a P.E. class.
10An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo
When Sheldon moves to Dallas to attend a school for gifted children, the family struggles to cope with his absence.
11Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers
Sheldon is sent to Sunday school when Mary catches him playing Dungeons and Dragons with his friends.
12A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
Sheldon asks for a computer and unknowingly sparks an argument between Mary and George Sr. over the family's finances.
13A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek
As flu season hits Medford, Sheldon takes extreme measures to remain healthy.
14Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey
Sheldon and Missy are left home alone for the first time when Mary takes a job as a church secretary.
15Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman
Sheldon makes friends with an upperclassmen learning a new field of science. Meanwhile, George Sr. and Mary have a disagreement on Sheldon's new social life.
16Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine
After Sheldon lost the competition in the science fair he lost his edge and passion and found his new comfort zone in acting.
17Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-Hoo
Sheldon is being followed around by a bully and must find a way to use self defense to fight back
18A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside
Mary bans Sheldon from reading a mature comic book, and Sheldon decides it's time to stop living under Mary's thumb.
19Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple
When Sheldon is no longer academically challenged at Medford High, he audits a college class taught by Dr. John Sturgis.
20A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish
A battle erupts between the Coopers and Sparks when the Sparks' new dog terrorizes Sheldon.
21Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza
While Sheldon is busy obsessing over the status of Meemaw's budding relationship with his mentor, Dr. Sturgis, George and Mary attempt to bond with their other kids.
22Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentleman Callers, and a Dinette Set
When Meemaw is pursued by two gentlemen callers (guest stars Richard Kind and Wallace Shawn), Sheldon interferes, forcing her to set some ground rules.
1A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels
Sheldon dismantles the refrigerator to stop an annoying hum, then gets a paper route to pay for the repairs.
2A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron
Meemaw intervenes when Sheldon gets jealous of Dr. Sturgis bonding with Paige, another 10-year-old genius. In the meantime, Mary invites Paige's family over for a play date.
3A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens
Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally when a tragedy in the community shakes Mary's faith.
4A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce
When Sheldon's father asks him to keep a secret from Mary, the stress of not being honest drives him at Tam's for his first sleepover.
5A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries
Dr. Sturgis recommends Sheldon and Missy for a university research study on twins, and Mary is unhappy when the test results go to Sheldon's head.
6Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan
Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher over plans for a Halloween fundraiser for the church. Also, Georgie falls for a rebellious teenage girl that Sheldon is tutoring.
7Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon
Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the science museum; George Sr. is forced to play therapist to Paige's bickering parents; and Mary, Georgie, and Missy help Meemaw with a garage sale.
8An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius
Memaw and Sheldon play video games. Georgie is offered a part-time job.
9Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero
Sheldon studies his family a psychology project; a Thanksgiving dinner turns into a family fight when Georgie Sr. is offered a job Oklahoma.
10A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts
Sheldon tries to act like a kid after learning that people with stunted childhoods can become social outcasts; Meemaw teaches Dr. Sturgis how to drive, putting their relationship to the test.
11A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf
Sheldon experiments on Missy; Georgie joins Mary's bible study to spend more time with his crush, Veronica.
12A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor
When Sheldon spends a few days at the hospital, he turns out to be the worlds worst paitient. Missy gets a taste of what it would be like if she didn't have a twin
13A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey
Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor. Also, a university cocktail party gets heated when Dr. Sturgis' colleague, Dr. Linkletter, flirts with Meemaw, and Georgie is heartbroken when he learns Veronica has a boyfriend.
14David, Goliath, and a Yoo-Hoo from the Back
Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Also, Missy steals Meemaw's makeup for picture day.
15A Math Emergency and Perky Palms
Sheldon and Dr. Sturgis have their first fight when Dr. Sturgis marks an answer wrong on Sheldon's test; Mary takes over for Pastor Jeff when he's out sick.
16A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag
Sheldon's boycott of his favourite bread company goes out of control. Meanwhile, Georgie tries to console Veronica after breaking up with her boyfriend.
17Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary
Sheldon gets inspired by his hero Albert Einstein and tries to play violin. Mary thinks that she is pregnant and goes to buy pregnancy test with Meemaw.
18A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow
Sheldon moves in with Dr. Sturgis for the weekend to see what it's like in college and a lonely Mary tries to bond with the other Coopers during Sheldon's absence.
19A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater
Unhappy that school funds are going toward football rather than academics, Sheldon decides to run for class president.
20A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross
Georgie is thrilled when Veronica stays at the Coopers' house for a few days; Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis celebrate their one-year anniversary.
21A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster
The Coopers help Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Also, Sheldon pressures church members for donations when Mary takes him to work for a day.
22A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast
Sheldon invites the entire school to a party for the Nobel Prize announcements. Also, Meemaw learns more about Dr. Sturgis' past, and Georgie's desire for cable TV leads to a standoff between him and George Sr.
1Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes
After Dr. Sturgis experiences a nervous breakdown, Mary worries Sheldon is headed down a similar path; Georgie discovers he has a knack for sales.
2A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board
Without Dr. Sturgis' university class, Sheldon must find a new way to stay academically challenged; Mary helps Pastor Jeff avoid temptation with his girlfriend.
3An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom
Sheldon takes matters into his own hands when Meemaw refuses to drive him to a lecture; Georgie tries to impress Veronica with his new business venture.
4Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball With Zip
Sheldon is forced to take a break from science when his new obsession with "The Lord of the Rings" leads to an unhealthy habit. Also, Missy asks George Sr. to teach her how to play catch.
5A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship
After being released from the mental hospital, Dr. Sturgis unexpectedly breaks up with Meemaw.
6A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm
A church carnival leads Missy to try out for the baseball team. Also, Meemaw struggles after her breakup with Dr. Sturgis.
7Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture that Encourages Spitting
Sheldon starts an internet flame war, and Missy stands up to the boys on her baseball team. Also, Meemaw is unhappy when George Sr. spends time with her new boyfriend.
8The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's
The University makes George Sr, a lucrative job offer in the hopes of recruiting Sheldon. Also, Georgie gets a job working for Meemaw's new boyfriend and Mary is determined to rid her home of greed.
9A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken
Mary gets Pastor Jeff involved when Sheldon isn't invited to Billy's birthday party. Also, George Sr. has "male-bonding time" with Dr. Sturgis.
10Teenager Soup and A Little Ball of Fib
Sheldon fakes being sick to avoid a swim test at school. Also, Dr. Sturgis spies on Meemaw's new boyfriend.
11A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony
George Sr. and Meemaw struggle to manage the Cooper household while Mary plans Pastor Jeff's wedding.
12Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit
Sheldon learns to listen when an emotional Paige struggles with her parents' divorce; George Sr. Is furious when Georgie tries to buy his way out of chores
13Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains
George Sr and Georgie go camping with Meemaw's new boyfriend, Dale, but things get complicated when her ex-boyfriend, Dr. Sturgis, tags along. Also, Sheldon and Missy invent a super-game.
14A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel
Sheldon and Georgie mine for platinum in roadside gravel. Also, Mary is concerned when Missy misuses religion to help with a batting slump.
15A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub
Meemaw meets Dale's ex-wife, June. Also, Sheldon is forced to work on a group project with reluctant college students.
16Pasadena
Sheldon visits the California Institute of Technology for the very first time; Georgie is furious when Mary listens in on a phone call with his girlfriend; Meemaw tries to cheer up a jealous Missy.
17An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell
Dr. Sturgis is furious when Sheldon accuses him of plagiarism. Also, Mary sets out to find a "girl trophy" for Missy's end-of-season baseball ceremony, and Georgie has an awkward run-in with Veronica while on a date with his new girlfriend, Jana.
18A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector
When George Sr. accidentally lands the school librarian in the hospital, the Cooper family must nurse her back to health; Meemaw gives Georgie relationship advice.
19A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff
When Sheldon learns the house next door is for sale, he takes it upon himself to find the perfect neighbors. Also, Missy is torn when she's forced to pitch against her boyfriend at the baseball game.
20A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge
Sheldon has a scientific breakthrough at the dentist's office. Also, Dale and Meemaw go to the casino, and Georgie makes a big mistake when Dale leaves him in charge of the store.
21A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat
Sheldon discovers that Mary's been keeping a secret about his future. Also, Meemaw is furious when she learns Dale fired Georgie.
1Graduation
After graduating high school, Sheldon has a breakdown when he realizes he may not be ready for college; Dale tries to make amends with Meemaw.
2A Docent, A Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton
Sheldon gets a summer job at the local train museum; Missy embarks on a new stage of womanhood; Georgie discovers Mary's guilty pleasure.
3Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken
With college in sight, Sheldon is determined to ride his bike without training wheels. Also, Mary and George Sr. argue overparenting styles.
4Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love
Sheldon finds himself in a fierce competition with Paige when their mothers force them to attend Vacation Bible School. Also, George is furious after Georgie makes a questionable purchase.
5A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On
Dale and Meemaw work out relationship issues while playing Dungeons and Dragons with Sheldon and Missy. Also, Mary and George take trip with Coach Wilkins and his wife, and Georgie freaks out when his girlfriend thinks she's pregnant.
6Freshman Orientation and the Inventor of the Zipper
College orientation does not go as Sheldon planned; Mary is invited to a party when she's mistaken for a university student; George Sr. helps Pastor Jeff set up a children's nursery.
7A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You
Sheldon's first day of college is derailed by his new philosophy teacher, Professor Ericson. Also, Mary and Brenda live vicariously through Missy's first day of middle school.
8An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles
Meemaw takes matters into her own hands when Sheldon's philosophy teacher sends him into a tailspin; George Sr. learns Georgie has been cutting class.
9Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey
Sheldon and George Sr. dine with President Hagemeyer and a university benefactor; Georgie gives Missy some brotherly advice when Mary won't let her go to the school dance; Dale and June convince Meemaw to attend their son's wedding.
10Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts
Sheldon campaigns to become Dr. Linkletter's lab assistant. Also, Georgie enlists the help of Mr. Lundy, the drama teacher, for a surprising business venture.
11A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles
Dr. Linkletter pushes Sheldon to make friends with his fellow students at college. Also, Georgie gets a pager.
12A Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science
Sheldon, Dr. Linkletter and Meemaw team up on a science experiment. Also, Mary is jealous that Pastor Jeff and Brenda are spending time together, and Georgie has a new side hustle.
13The Geezer Bus and a New Model for Education
Sheldon refuses to ride in a car after getting into an accident with Meemaw. Also, Missy uses their trauma to her advantage at school and Meemaw is forced to take the church shuttle while her car is in the shop.
14Mitch's Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency
When the IRS accuses Sheldon of making a mistake, he'll stop at nothing to prove them wrong. Also, Dale is forced to get a colonoscopy and tries to convince Meemaw to join him.
15A Virus, Heartbreak and a World of Possibilities
Sheldon is caught in a moral dilemma when offered a bootleg copy of a computer game he can't afford; Mary and Meemaw takes Brenda out for girls night; Missy ask Georgie to take her and Marcus on a secret date.
16A Second Prodigy and the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips
Sheldon finds himself at odds with Paige once again when she considers enrolling at East Texas Tech. Also, Mary seeks June's advice when looking for a change.
17A Black Hole
The Coopers discuss the possibilities of black holes and alternate universes when Dr. Sturgis comes over for dinner.
18The Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics
Missy's first heartbreak triggers a series of events that lead the Cooper family to the brink.
1One Bad Night and Chaos of Selfish Desires
Sheldon and Missy both run away from home, and Mary gets upsetting news about George Sr.
2Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism
Sheldon encourages Missy to question the Bible. Also, Meemaw is determined to catch George Sr. in a lie, and Mary helps Pastor Jeff search for a youth pastor.
3Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench
Sheldon tries to convince Dr. Sturgis to return to the university; Georgie upsets the family when he makes a life-changing decision.
4Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room
Sheldon, Missy and Georgie adapt to new living arrangements; Meemaw opens a gambling room.
5Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy
Sheldon and Dr. Linkletter struggle to solve an equation; Georgie has a solution for Meemaw's business woes; George Sr. gives advice on Missy's love life.
6Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones
Missy asks some uncomfortable questions at church, and Meemaw and Georgie go into business together.
7An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel
Sheldon takes his first engineering class with Professor Boucher. Also, Meemaw and Dale help take care of his ex-wife, June.
8The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin
Sheldon battles President Hagemeyer's mysterious boss over the university's science requirements; Mary discovers that Georgie is working at Meemaw's illegal gambling room.
9The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian
Sheldon gets the science yips and has to learn not to think. Also, George Sr. plays handy man at Brenda Sparks' house
10An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room
Sheldon gets a dorm room all to himself. Also, Meemaw gains an unwanted business partner.
11A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit
Sheldon acts as Mary's spy during a youth lock-in at church. Georgie is attracted to an older woman.
12A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance
Sheldon attends his first comic book convention. Also, Mary tries selling make-up.
13A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender
Sheldon makes friends with his dorm neighbors. Also, George Sr. learns his job is in jeopardy.
14A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles
Sheldon butts heads with Dr. Lee, a new scientist in the lab. Also, Mary is given a lotto ticket.
15A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number
Sheldon joins Dr. Linkletter and Dr. Sturgis on a science road trip. Also, Georgie continues to lie about his age.
16A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car
Meemaw's gambling room is a success, and Sheldon dips his toe in the stock market. Also, Missy starts a business.
17A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth
Sheldon gets an odd request from an old friend, Paige. Also, George Sr. and Mary are caught in the middle of Meemaw and Dale's breakup, and Georgie comes clean to Mandy.
18Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli
Sheldon copes with the death of a hero. Also, Missy wants to babysit, and Georgie struggles with his big secret.
19A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband
George and Mary insist on meeting the new woman in Georgie's life; Sheldon and Missy have suspicions about what's going on with their family.
20Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker
Sheldon and Missy learn about Georgie's pregnancy, and the whole family promises to keep it a secret.
21White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People
As the church congregation gossips about Georgie, Missy stands up for her brother, and Sheldon is distracted by the family drama.
22A Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future
Sheldon struggles to cope with the first signs of puberty, Mary and George Sr. both hunt for new jobs, and Georgie and Meemaw take a business trip across the border.
