The War at Home

1Pilot

2I.M. What I.M.

3High Crimes

4Guess Who's Coming to the Barbecue

5Like a Virgin

6The Bigger They Come

7Cheers

8The Empire Spanks Back

9Dave Get Your Gun

10Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

11It's a Living

12Gimme a Break

13Three's Company

14How Do You Spell Relief?

15Looney Tunes

16Oh Grow Up

17The Seventeen-Year Itch

1813 Going on $30,000

19Snow Job

20The West Palm Beach Story

21The Runaways

22Drive Me Crazy

1Back to School

An all-too-familiar episode in sit-com plots, as the kids are returning to school. But when Dave and Vicky plan on re-claiming the house as their own during a quick lunch, they catch Hillary skipping and hiding out at home. Larry tries out a new personality, and Mike plans on dumping his girlfriend, which screws up Dave's plans on a friendship with the girlfriend's father.

2Dream Crusher

3Super Dave

4Car Wars

5I Wash My Hands of You

6Be Careful What You Ask For

7Love This

After finding out his father doesn't like him cursing at him, Larry finds a new way to curse him without actually saying the words. Mike asks Hillary to score him some drugs, and she takes matters into her own hands. And Dave feels like a dirty old man, thanks to his new "Girls Gone Wild" video.

8Gaza Strip

9Cork Screwed!

10Love Is Blind

Dave labels the kids and the pressure on Mike sends him to learn Dungeons and Dragons with Larry. Dave states that he wishes he didn't have the children. Hillary takes her mom's advice and tries to get a guy to ask her out, but the guy she likes is blind and finds her rather annoying.

11Out and In

Kenny confronts Dave after hearing that he thinks he's gay, and ends up coming out of the closet to him. Dave suggests to him that he tell his parents, but when Kenny tells them, they kick him out of the house. Meanwhile, Hillary goes on a date with a blind guy she met at the coffeehouse, but she quickly gets tired of having to describe everything to him.

12Put on a Happy Face

When Kenny moves into the Gold's house, Vicky sets out to re-decorate the basement for him, however, her ideas don't meet Kenny's standards, and Larry, Hillary, and Mike try to get him to stop showing them up by doing all the chores and laughing at Dave's bad jokes. Meanwhile, Dave uses Kenny's moving in to his advantage and tells everyone at work he's taken in an "orphaned gay kid" so that he'll look like a good guy and hopefully get the newly-vacant, larger office.

13It's Not Easy Being Green

Dave starts to put pressure on Hillary for her to do well on her college admissions interview by setting up mock interviews, which only makes her even more nervous. Meanwhile, Vicky organizes a movie night for the family, and they end up watching Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth. Finding the film very profound, Dave forces the entire family to live in an eco-friendly existence, but takes things too far.

14It's a Lower-Middle-Upper-Middle-Class Problem

Dave puts the kids on a strict allowance, since they're always asking him for money. Vicky supports him on this... that is, until she, too, is put on a budget and is unable to buy the Prada boots she's always wanted. Meanwhile, after spending all his allowance money on the first day at Medieval Times, Larry asks Mike to loan him some money. And, in order to earn some extra money, Hillary starts an escort service for the nerdy boys at school.

15Zero Tolerance

When Larry wears Dave's jacket to school by mistake, he ends up getting suspended for 30 days by Principal Fink for finding pot in it. This leads to Dave and Vicky trying to get him enrolled in a parochial school with the same priest who Mike thinks is hitting on him.

16No Weddings and a Funeral

When Vicki's mom gets a marriage proposal, Dave finds out that her intended was not faithful to his mother-in-law during the bachelor party and keeps his mouth shut just to get the family an all expense paid vacation to the wedding in the Carribbean.

17Kenny Doesn't Live Here Anymore

When the school bans Kenny and his date from attending the Sadie Hawkins Dance, Dave complicates matters further when he inadvertently informs the principal that Kenny is living with him and not his own parents, resulting in interference from Social Services and their attempts to place Kenny in foster care. Dave also gives Hillary advice on getting back together with her old boyfriend, which only alienates Hillary and exhilarates Dave.

18Take This Job and Bleep It

19The White Shadow

20The War of the Golds

21A Bitter Pill to Swallow

22The Graduate

Because of failing gym class, Hillary risks not graduating high school. Feeling that their nest is emptying a little bit, Dave and Vicky feel the need to keep it that way, resulting in both of them agreeing to have no more children and taking steps to prevent that from happening. But in the end, Hillary graduates and a shock for Dave and Vicky unfolds.