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We watch the Onion News, America's Finest News Source, with Dana Dobbs, Senior Correspondent Kip Kendall, and award-winning anchor Norm Archer. In addition to watching the news, we see the program's commercials, some commentary on the film as it proceeds, and we watch some terrorists in training. Behind the scenes, Onion News's corporate owner, Global Tetrahedron, seeks synergy by promoting its other products within Norm's news broadcast. Norm doesn't like it, especially when a toy penguin (think Energizer Bunny) waddles across his desk promoting a Global Tetrahedron film starring Steven Seagal. But Norm may end up needing Steven's help.
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Runtime:
80 minutes
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Language:
English
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Resolution:
480x256 px
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Subtitles:
No
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Quality:
Normal quality -
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Actors movie The Onion Movie:
- Todd Hanson (Smoker Driver)
- Daniel Chacón (Young American / Cock Puncher)
- Ken Takemoto (Sensei)
- Steven Seagal (Cock Puncher)
- Don McManus (Dennis McCormick)
- Kate Fuglei (Dolores McCormick)
- Abigail Mavity (Roseanne McCormick)
- Reid Weaver (Dennis McCormick, Jr.)
- Brian Powell (Typical Neighbor Husband)
- Adele Robbins (Typical Neighbor Wife)
- Jason L. Miller (Sooty Firefighter)
- Brendon Baerg (Sooty Child)
- Len Cariou (Norm Archer)
- Larissa Laskin (Dana Dobbs)
- Scott Klace (Kip Kendall)