1The Picnic
After his brothers make a terrible first impression and scare off his new girlfriend, Danny enlists their help to get her back - but Kim isn't sure this relationship is worth it if it really is a 'package deal'. |
2Kim vs. Karaoke
When Kim starts monopolizing Danny's time, Sheldon and Ryan try to find her a friend in order to get Danny's attention back for an upcoming karaoke tournament. |
3I Love You?
Danny and Kim's relationship is in jeopardy when he accidentally blurts out "I love you" during sex. His backtracking only makes it worse, especially once he realizes he really does love her. |
4Prank Wars
Kim feels left out of the brothers' "prank wars". Her attempts to join in go awry, but the brothers ultimately welcome her into the fold by making her the subject of an elaborate prank.
5The Bully
Danny tries to make amends to a client he bullied as a child by giving him the world's best defense - but he's left on the hook when the client unexpectedly dies in the middle of the trial. |
6Danny Escapes to Prison
The mounting tension between Kim and his brothers leads Danny to spend his downtime with McKenzie in prison. Sheldon enlists Nikki as his model for a casket ad. |
7Sheldon Pretends to Be Danny
Danny's birthday present for Kim is stolen when Sheldon repeatedly uses Danny's apartment (and identity) to seduce morally dubious women. Ryan stakes out a jewelry store in hopes of meeting his ex-wife's new beau. |
8Ryan's Therapist
When Ryan's therapist moves out of town, Danny gets him a job at Kim's tea shop. But Ryan goes off the rails when he discovers the therapist is still in town - and lied just to get rid of him. |
9A Few Good Muffins
When Kim gets into an altercation with a masseuse at a day spa, Danny represents her at trial. Ryan meets his new therapist, Dr. Sydney Forbes, and finds himself very uncomfortable with her unorthodox style. |
10Big Brothers
Sheldon has Kim train him to be a gentleman in hopes of winning back the girl of his dreams. Danny, nervous about accepting an upcoming award, tries out Ryan's new therapist. |
11It's My Party
When Sheldon lands a party-planning gig for an important Judge, Danny steps in to make sure everything runs smoothly. Ryan's new therapist falls for him and it threatens their professional relationship. |
12Sick Puppy
When Danny falls ill, Ryan and Kim compete over who can take care of him best. Meanwhile, Sheldon and Nikki are left in charge of Kim's teashop, which they turn into a profitable coffee-and-pizza joint. |
13Kangaroo Court
When Ryan runs into Alison's best friend, Sheldon helps him look good by saying Kim is his girlfriend. But soon, the lie spirals out of control, forcing the gang to keep up the charade over the course of an entire dinner party - the success of which could have dire consequences for a very important trial.
1Silverball
Danny, Sheldon and Ryan love their traditions: trips to the barber, shopping for underwear, seeing the new Bond movies - these guys do just about everything together. When Sheldon and Ryan find out Danny went to see the new Bond movie with Kim before seeing it with them, he has officially crossed the line. Sheldon and Ryan present Danny with an ultimatum, "Us or The Girl." Danny defiantly chooses "The Girl." Now Kim is left to deal with Danny's every quirk and dependency he usually leans on his brothers for. Meanwhile, Sheldon and Ryan latch onto Nikki, meddling in her life, which in turn, still meddles with Kim's
2Sloppy Seconds
When Sheldon needs to crash at Danny's for a while, Kim reluctantly agrees to have Danny sleep over at her place. But when they find Kim's apartment in complete disarray, Danny realizes he is dating a slob. When Kim is out, Sheldon takes the opportunity to snoop around her place for other secrets Kim may be hiding. The snooping leads Sheldon to a list: Josh, Kevin, "Guy in Italy" - it's a list of the guys Kim has slept with! Unable to get the list off his mind, Danny accidentally lets it slip that he found it and Kim is furious about this betrayal. Meanwhile Ryan hooks up with Nikki and doesn't know how to end it.
3Sex Sex Sex
Danny and Kim are surprised to find they have fallen into a "sex slump" and neither seems to know how to reignite the fire. Meanwhile, Ryan's new girlfriend wants him to choke her during sex - an idea he is wholly uncomfortable with. And Sheldon is dating a woman who is only happy when they stay in hotels - a habit he can't afford. The whole gang accidentally converges at a sex shop while looking for answers to their problems, eventually leading Danny and Kim to finding their slump solution in the unlikeliest of places.
4How I Met Your Brother
When Danny takes a new job at a huge law firm he is thrilled to be working for legendary defense lawyer, Jillian Sharpe. However, no matter how hard Danny tries, he can't seem to get his new boss to like him. Ryan thinks it's absurd that anyone wouldn't like Danny, but Kim points out that Danny's over eagerness can be a turn off to some people. This leads Danny to vow to turn over a new leaf and no longer be "Mr. Nice Guy." Meanwhile, Sheldon finishes his entire sexual bucket list thanks to Findr, a new hook up app, while Kim and Nikki create a fake Findr profile to lure business to the tea shop.
5Danny's New Job
When Danny takes a new job at a huge law firm he is thrilled to be working for legendary defense lawyer, Jillian Sharpe. However, no matter how hard Danny tries, he can't seem to get his new boss to like him. Ryan thinks it's absurd that anyone wouldn't like Danny, but Kim points out that Danny's over eagerness can be a turn off to some people. This leads Danny to vow to turn over a new leaf and no longer be "Mr. Nice Guy." Meanwhile, Sheldon finishes his entire sexual bucket list thanks to Findr, a new hook up app, while Kim and Nikki create a fake Findr profile to lure business to the tea shop.
6The Imperfect Storm
Ryan befriends his hero, local celebrity weatherman, Storm Chambers. But when Storm turns out to be an annoying jackass, Ryan is left looking for ways to shake this new friendship. Meanwhile, Danny uses diplomacy to thwart a robbery at the tea shop and is proud of how well he handled it. But when his brothers point out that the teenaged assailant wasn't even armed, Danny's sense of manliness is greatly diminished. And Sheldon's attempt to date an animal shelter employee backfires when he falls in love with something else: a dog.
7Two Half Men
Ryan has met an amazing woman, Chelsea, who fulfills him on every level...except in the bedroom, where they've barely squeaked past first base. Meanwhile, Sheldon has met a woman who fulfills his raunchiest sex fantasies - without even exchanging names. When Sheldon finally meets Chelsea, he realizes his "nameless" sex partner is dating his brother! Meanwhile, when Danny takes Nikki on as a client, she takes advantage of the attorney-client privilege, divulging way more than Danny ever cared to know. And Kim seeks revenge on the new BBQ restaurant next door after she suspects the owners are responsible for smashing into her car.
8Downton Danny
After accidentally knocking out an intern at Danny's office, Ryan fills in and quickly discovers he loves the camaraderie of being one of the interns. When Ryan gets Danny in with the interns, suddenly Danny has access to the best office gossip. There's only one rule: Danny cannot break the "intern code" by sharing any of this inside information. But when a coveted parking spot comes up for grabs that could be his with some well-placed gossip, Danny has a tough decision to make: Ryan's happiness or the primo parking spot. Meanwhile, Sheldon asks Kim to hang on to some money he just made to save him from blowing it. But when the money goes missing, Kim feels likes she's ruined her chance at ever gaining Sheldon's trust.
9Everybody Loves Beth
When Ryan's new girlfriend, Beth, turns out to be a lot like Kim, Kim is relieved she will no longer be Sheldon's only "punching bag." But despite Beth's vegetarianism and new age-y interests, Sheldon is nothing short of friendly to her, leaving Kim feeling jealous... until she discovers Beth's got a secret the brothers would disapprove of. Meanwhile, in order to ingratiate himself to his new boss, Jillian, Danny takes up being her drinking buddy, despite the perpetual hangovers.
10Tea for Too Few
When a new branch of a big chain tea shop opens across the street from The Loose Leaf, Sheldon helps give Kim's business a competitive edge. At first, Kim is wary of Sheldon's dishonest tactics, but when Kim finally meets her profit-hungry competition, she's convinced it's worth a little dishonesty to take these jerks down. Meanwhile, when Ryan's ex-wife threatens to take away his alimony, Danny tries to help curb Ryan's spending. But while going over his finances, Danny discovers Ryan belongs to an exclusive members-only "urban oasis" club - a personal refuge that he's been hiding from his brothers.
11Storage Lore
Sheldon buys a storage locker full of White family memorabilia that's being auctioned off, reuniting the brothers with past treasures they thought had been lost. But when Sheldon discovers he's a gifted auctioneer, he gets so wrapped up in his new calling that he accidentally sells off all their stuff, including Ryan's cherished stuffed trout that he considers his only connection to their father. Meanwhile, Danny becomes fixated on an old photograph of their mother from when she was young that bears an uncanny resemblance to Kim.
12The Break Up Part One
When Sheldon and Ryan learn of Danny's intentions to propose, they hijack a bachelor party to fulfill their own agenda of changing Danny's mind. Meanwhile, when Kim accidentally learns of the forthcoming proposal and is unsure of her feelings, she tries to avoid it at all costs.
13The Break Up Part Two
When Danny and Kim break up, Sheldon tries to get Danny to move on by picking up other girls. But Danny is unsuccessful and Sheldon diagnoses him with a case of "Dump Stink". Meanwhile, Ryan accidentally sets Kim up with a new love interest, an eco-hippy who has everything in common with her. Ryan, ridden by guilt, tries to undo what he has done.
