King of the Hill

1Pilot

2Square Peg

Peggy is chosen to be the Sex Education teacher at Bobby's school.

3The Order of the Straight Arrow

When Bobby becomes a member of the Straight Arrows, Hank, Dale, Bill, & Boomhauer volunteer to take them on a camping trip. While there Bobby accidentally kill a whooping crane.

6Hank's Unmentionable Problem

7Westie Side Story

8Shins of the Father

Hank's rambunctious, bigoted, sexist, loud war-vet father, Cotton, visits the Hills for Bobby's birthday. Instantly Cotton teaches the boy bad habits about how to treat women. Hank refuses to admit his father is doing wrong, until Cotton takes Bobby to the sleazy Hotel Arlen to go hooker shopping!

9Peggy the Boggle Champ

Peggy and Hank head to Houston so Peggy can compete in a boggle tournament but Hank decides fore go the tournament in order to attend a lawnmower expo.

10Keeping Up with Our Joneses

12Plastic White Female

Joeseph is throwing a co-ed party and informs Bobby there is going to be kissing. Never haven kissed a girl, Bobby practices on a plastic head Luanne was given for beauty school.

1How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying

When Bobby discovers the one sport he is good at, marksmanship, he and Hank decide to enter a father & son tournament. As it turns out Hank is a terrible marksman.

2Texas City Twister

Luanne moves back into her home, a trailer, just as a twister is about to hit.

3Arrow Head

After Hank finds an arrow head in his lawn, Peggy gives a archaeologist permission to have an archaeological dig their yard.

4Hilloween

Hank is excited about Halloween until a woman complains has the holiday canceled.

5Jumpin' Crack Bass

While on a fishing trip, for the first time ever the guys catch more fish than Hank. In order to regain his title Hank seeks advice from a friend to whom tells him visit his friend who sells bait on the side of the road. Hank unwittingly goes to a different person to whom happens to be a cocaine pusher. As it turns out the fish are very taken to the cocaine, so continues to buy the narcotics all the while not realizing he's buying drugs and not bait. After he and Dale are caught in the middle of a "transaction", the police show up arrest the two of them. So now in order to stay out of prison must catch a fish using cocaine.

7The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg

Hank and the guys seek vengeance after a group of teenagers beat them at paint-ball.

8The Son That Got Away

15Three Days of the Kahndo

16Traffic Jam

17Hank's Dirty Laundry

23Propane Boom

1Death of a Propane Salesman

After an accidental explosion at the Mega Lo Mart Peggy and Bobby wait anxiously for news of Hank and Luanne's condition outside the explosion site. Fortunately the are both accounted for and well. Much to the misfortune of Luanne she has sadly suffered two losses. The loss of her hair and the loss of her boyfriend Buckley, to whom was responsible for the explosion. While physically Hank and Luanne are both fine they each deal with the psychological trauma differently. Luanne becomes an "activist" of sorts while Hank is terrified of propane.

10A Fire-fighting We Will Go

8Joust Like a Woman

9The Bluegrass Is Always Greener

10The Substitute Spanish Prisoner

11Unfortunate Son

13Tankin' It to the Streets

14Of Mice and Little Green Men

15A Man Without a Country Club

16Beer and Loathing

18My Own Private Rodeo

19Sug Night

20Dang Ol' Love

21Returning Japanese

22Returning Japanese: Part 2

1Get Your Freak Off

2The Fat and the Furious

3Bad Girls, Bad Girls Whatcha Gonna Do

4Goodbye Normal Jeans

5Dances with Dogs

6The Son Also Roses

7The Texas Skilsaw Massacre

8Full Metal Dust Jacket

9Pigmalion

10Megalo Dale

11Boxing Luanne

12Vision Quest

13Queasy Rider

14Board Games

15An Officer and a Gentle Boy

16The Miseducation of Bobby Hill

17The Good Buck

18I Never Promised You an Organic Garden

19Be True to Your Fool

20Racist Dawg

21Night and Deity

22Maid in Arlen

23Witches of East Arlen

1Patch Boomhauer

2Reborn to Be Wild

3New Cowboy on the Block

4The Incredible Hank

5Flirting with the Master

6After the Mold Rush

7Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane

8Rich Hank, Poor Hank

9Ceci N'est Pas Une King of the Hill

10That's What She Said

11My Hair Lady

12Phish and Wildlife

13Cheer Factor

14Dale Be Not Proud

15Apres Hank, le Deluge

16DaleTech

17How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo

18Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon

19Stressed for Success

20Hank's Back

21The Redneck on Rainey Street

22Talking Shop

1A Rover Runs Through It

2Ms Wakefield

3Death Buys a Timeshare

4Yard, She Blows!

5Dale to the Chief

6The Petriot Act

Hank wants to help out the boys fighting overseas by looking after one of their pets. Bill is currently looking after a GI's dog, and Hank wants to do the same. Unfortunately, instead of a dog, he gets a untamed, fierce cat named Duke, with large claws, large teeth, and large vet bills.

7Enrique-cilable Differences

8Mutual of Omabwah

9Care-Takin' Care of Business

10Arlen City Bomber

11Redcorn Gambles with His Future

12Smoking and the Bandit

13Gone with the Windstorm

14Bobby on Track

15It Ain't Over 'Til the Fat Neighbor Sings

1The Peggy Horror Picture Show

2Serpunt

3Blood and Sauce

4Luanne Gets Lucky

5Hank Gets Dusted

6Glen Peggy Glen Ross

7The Passion of the Dauterive

8Grand Theft Arlen

9Peggy's Gone to Pots

10Hair Today, Gone Today

11Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies

12Lucky's Wedding Suit

In order to pay for the big expensive wedding of her dreams, Luanne's husband-to-be Lucky sues Dale in hopes of getting a big cash settlement, like what he's received in past lawsuits, when he accidentally injures himself shortly after going to work for Dale's extermination service "Dale's Dead Bug".

13The Accidental Terrorist

18Uh-Oh Canada