The random escapades of Stan Smith, a conservative C.I.A. Agent dealing with family life, and keeping America safe, all in the most absurd way possible.
Stan Smith, who works for the CIA and is constantly on the alert for terrorist activity, will go to extremes to protect his beloved America from harm; as evidenced by the terror-alert color code on his fridge, and his frequent knee-jerk reaction of shooting holes in the toaster whenever the toast pops up. In addition to Stan's wife and teenage children, the Smith household has two rather unconventional members. There's Roger, the sarcastic space alien who rescued Stan from Area 51 who deeply resents the fact that he's not allowed to leave the house, and therefore, has been reduced to drinking wine and smoking cigarettes, and Klaus, a lascivious, German-speaking goldfish; the result of a CIA experiment gone seriously wrong where the CIA tried to give a fish a German man's brain. Stan's son is a dorky teenager who tries to be cool. His wife has had a past life of sex and drugs.
1One Nation Under Law
31 Jan 2007Description ▼
Focuses on Chief Justice John Marshall, who scored a coup for a previously impotent Supreme Court when he seized the power of judicial review in the case of Marbury v. Madison, and his ideological and political conflicts with Thomas Jefferson and Andrew Jackson. Also briefly highlights the disastrous opinion in Dred Scott v. Sandford, in which Chief Justice Taney's court declared that African-Americans have no rights under the Constitution.
01 May 2005
3Stan Knows Best
08 May 2005
15 May 2005
05 Jun 2005
12 Jun 2005
7Deacon Stan, Jesus Man
19 Jun 2005
8Bullocks to Stan
11 Sep 2005
9A Smith in the Hand
18 Sep 2005
10All About Steve
25 Sep 2005
02 Oct 2005
12Stan of Arabia: Part 1
06 Nov 2005
13Stan of Arabia: Part 2
13 Nov 2005
14Stannie Get Your Gun
20 Nov 2005
27 Nov 2005
16Not Particularly Desperate Housewife
18 Dec 2005
08 Jan 2006
18Finances with Wolves
29 Jan 2006
19It's Good to Be the Queen
26 Feb 2006
20Roger n' Me
23 Apr 2006
30 Apr 2006
22With Friends Like Steve's
07 May 2006
23Tears of a Clooney
14 May 2006
10 Sep 2006
2The American Dad After School Special
17 Sep 2006
3Failure Is Not a Factory-installed Option
24 Sep 2006
05 Nov 2006
5Dungeons and Wagons
12 Nov 2006
6Iced, Iced Babies
19 Nov 2006
7Of Ice and Men
26 Nov 2006
10 Dec 2006
9The Best Christmas Story Never
17 Dec 2006
10Bush Comes to Dinner
07 Jan 2007
11American Dream Factory
28 Jan 2007
12A.T. Abused Terestrial
11 Feb 2007
13Black Mystery Month
18 Feb 2007
14An Apocalypse to Remember
25 Mar 2007
15Four Little Words
01 Apr 2007
16When a Stan Loves a Woman
29 Apr 2007
17I Can't Stan You
06 May 2007
18The Magnificent Steven
13 May 2007
20 May 2007
1The Vacation Goo
30 Sep 2007
07 Oct 2007
3Dope and Faith
14 Oct 2007
4Big Trouble in Little Langley
04 Nov 2007
11 Nov 2007
6The 42-Year-Old Virgin
18 Nov 2007
02 Dec 2007
8The Most Adequate Christmas Ever
16 Dec 2007
06 Jan 2008
13 Jan 2008
27 Jan 2008
17 Feb 2008
13Red October Sky
27 Apr 2008
04 May 2008
15Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold
11 May 2008
18 May 2008
28 Sep 2008
2The One That Got Away
05 Oct 2008
3One Little Word
19 Oct 2008
4Choosy Wives Choose Smith
02 Nov 2008
5Escape from Pearl Bailey
09 Nov 2008
6Pulling Double Booty
16 Nov 2008
7Phantom of the Telethon
30 Nov 2008
25 Jan 2009
08 Feb 2009
15 Feb 2009
11Live and Let Fry
01 Mar 2009
12Roy Rogers McFreely
08 Mar 2009
15 Mar 2009
14Bar Mitzvah Shuffle
22 Mar 2009
29 Mar 2009
19 Apr 2009
17Every Which Way But Lose
26 Apr 2009
18Weiner of Our Discontent
03 May 2009
10 May 2009
20Stan's Night Out
17 May 2009
1In Country... Club
27 Sep 2009
2Moon Over Isla Island
04 Oct 2009Description ▼
Stan has to convince the dictator of Isla Island to sign a treaty in order to get a promotion at work. When Stan meets the general and accidentally kills him, he gets Roger to pose as the leader of the small island nation. However, Roger takes his persona too far and Stan has to rescue him from an impending revolution. Meanwhile, Steve and Snot become competitive to see who can get farther with the other’s mom.
11 Oct 2009
4Brains, Brains & Automobiles
18 Oct 2009Description ▼
When Hayley and Steve leave for their respective summers of fun, Francine looks forward to her newfound alone time with Stan. There's only one problem: Roger is still living in the attic fighting for every second of attention he can get. When Francine teaches Roger to be self-sufficient, he finally gets a place of his own. Stan fears that he will bore Francine into leaving him and cooks up a scheme to bring Roger back to the house and liven things up. Meanwhile at camp, Steve and his pals fall prey to a scheme that doesn't quite have the effect they were hoping for.
5Man in the Moonbounce
08 Nov 2009Description ▼
Stan nearly ruins Steve's birthday party by demanding that Steve act his own age, but Francine saves the day by getting the moonbounce Steve has always wanted. When Stan reluctantly joins in the fun, he comes to realize he never had the chance to be a kid. When Stan has a run-in with local law enforcement, the father-son roles are reversed, forcing Steve to become the man of the house. Meanwhile, Klaus tries to re-capture the feeling of having a human body by getting a haircut.
15 Nov 2009Description ▼
Stan and Francine are set to renew their wedding vows until Stan reveals he only married Francine for her looks. Furious with Stan, Francine Â“lets herself goÂ” to see if Stan actually loves the woman heÂ’s been married to for 20 years. Meanwhile, Steve and Hayley search for the perfect wedding gift.
7My Morning Straitjacket
22 Nov 2009Description ▼
When Hayley goes to a My Morning Jacket concert against Stan's wishes, he crashes the show to bring her back home, but when he hears their music for the first time, it calls to him and he's smitten. Stan becomes obsessed with the band and decides to follow them on the road as a groupie.
29 Nov 2009Description ▼
Upset that Hayley no longer wants his advice, Stan decides to prove that she is missing out on his sage counseling. After meeting a stripper on an important CIA mission, Stan takes it upon himself to improve her life and show Hayley that his advice works. But when he opens a new business, hoping to prove Hayley wrong, he finds himself dancing for cash to cover up his failures.
13 Dec 2009Description ▼
When the Smith family goes to church on Christmas Day, Stan is furious when he canÂ’t get a good seat. While Francine tries to ease his frustration, a moment of divine intervention occurs. Upset that he has been left on earth with Francine during the ultimate fight between good and evil, Stan ditches his wife to get into the pearly gates of heaven, but when Francine is kidnapped, Stan fights to get her back.
10Dont Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth
03 Jan 2010Description ▼
When Francine demands that Stan get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV because it's draining the family of money, he hatches a plan with Roger at the local horse track to avoid giving up his ride. Meanwhile, it's up to Steve and his friends to help out an old friend.
11A Jones for a Smith
31 Jan 2010Description ▼
Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they're a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless shelter. When Stan develops a nasty addiction and needs help, he suddenly has a change of heart.
12May the Best Stan Win
14 Feb 2010
13Return of the Bling
21 Feb 2010Description ▼
When Stan admits that his heroes include Ronald Reagan and the 1980 U.S. Olympic Hockey Team, including Michael Eruzione and Rob McClanahan, Roger confesses that he played on the team as Chex LeMeneux. But when Roger comes clean that he took steroids to win, they both lose. Meanwhile, Reginald tries to win over Hayley by taking her to a concert.
14Cops & Roger
11 Apr 2010Description ▼
After Roger and Francine are victims of a mugging, Roger joins the police academy so he can learn how to defend himself and his loved ones, but he falls in with a corrupt cop who leads him astray. Meanwhile, Hayley's new friendship threatens her long-term relationship.
15Merlot Down Dirty Shame
18 Apr 2010
16Bully for Steve
25 Apr 2010
17An Incident at Owl Creek
09 May 2010Description ▼
In preparation for a neighborhood pool party, Stan tells his family to get in tip-top shape. But when an accident ruins the Smith family name, a humiliated Stan fakes his familys deaths and moves everyone out of Langley Falls to escape his shame.
18The Great Space Roaster
16 May 2010Description ▼
Its Rogers birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but when he ends up devastated by the jokes, he vows to pull his life together. Things take a turn for the worse when Roger takes it one step too far, causing the Smith family to go on the run.
1100 A.D: Part One
03 Oct 2010Description ▼
Hayley sends the family into chaos after she and her old boyfriend run off and elope. Stan offers a reward to whomever stops the couple, sparking a cannonball run through town in order to stop them.
2Son of Stan: Part 2
10 Oct 2010Description ▼
After Stan creates a clone of Steve, Francine and Stan compete with each other to determine who has better parenting skills. Meanwhile, Roger tracks down the AWOL bride and groom in Thailand.
3Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls
07 Nov 2010Description ▼
Stan and Francine have had the scariest haunted house on the block for eight years running, but when one of their neighbors provides some stiff competition, Stan ups the ante with a "killer" set-up. Meanwhile, Steve falls head over heels for his overprotective friend's younger sister and competes to win her heart in a Halloween showdown.
4Stan's Food Restaurant
14 Nov 2010Description ▼
Stan is ecstatic when Roger offers to help him live out his lifelong dream of opening a restaurant to rival his favorite childhood haunt - until their different visions for what the eatery should be cause havoc. Meanwhile, Steve meets Ashley, the new girl in school who invites him over while her parents are out of town.
21 Nov 2010Description ▼
After an argument between Stan and Francine breaks out, Stan suggests they go see a counselor, who hypnotizes Francine and reawakens her lifelong dream of being a comedian. Meanwhile, back in Langley Falls, Steve brings home a potential love interest for Klaus.
6There Will Be Bad Blood
28 Nov 2010Description ▼
It's Thanksgiving in Langley Falls, and as usual, Stan invites his half-brother, Rusty, over to show off his cornucopia of wealth and good fortune. But when Stan finds out that Rusty is far wealthier than he led on, Stan tries to take from Rusty what he feels is rightfully his. Things don't go well, and the Smith family nearly loses it all.
7The People vs. Martin Sugar
05 Dec 2010Description ▼
If there's one thing that Stan Smith loves, it's a good jury trial. He anxiously awaits his annual jury summons. But when Roger is the defendant in the trial where Stan is the foreman, he is finally in a position to make Roger accountable for his misdeeds. Meanwhile, Jeff and Hayley move in with the Smiths, and Francine tries to get Jeff to clean up his act.
8For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls
12 Dec 2010Description ▼
Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas, even though Francine warns him that Steve is too young. As usual, Stan ignores her, and when Steve accidentally shoots Santa, he sends the North Pole into a tizzy and jeopardizes Christmas.
16 Jan 2011Description ▼
After Roger releases lethal gas into the Smith residence, the family moves into a hotel while the fumes clear. With no housework to do, Francine finds herself with a lot of free time on her hands. After befriending the hotel concierge, she soon finds herself working in the construction business, but realizes that perhaps she is better suited for family life.
10Stanny Boy and Frantastic
23 Jan 2011Description ▼
When Stan and Francine meet a young couple, Tom and Cami, their predictable lives get a shot of adrenaline as they do their best to keep up with the younger couple's crazy and adventurous lifestyle. But it isn't long before Stan and Francine struggle to keep up and come up with a plan to slow Tom and Cami down permanently.
11A Piñata Named Desire
13 Feb 2011
12You Debt Your Life
20 Feb 2011Description ▼
When Stan and Roger disagree over a recent string of events, Roger moves out of the house in protest but is quickly replaced by another warm body. After Roger learns of the replacement roomie, the two of them battle for Stan's affection. Meanwhile, Steve gets a new job at school that allows him to do a little self-promotion over the P.A. system.
13I Am the Walrus
27 Mar 2011Description ▼
When Steve challenges Stan for family dominance, Stan does everything he can to prove to Steve that he is the alpha male of the Smith house. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff seek marriage counseling when the honeymoon phase wears off.
03 Apr 2011Description ▼
In an attempt to advance in the CIA, Stan begins playing golf with Senator Buckingham. Things are going well until Roger accidentally sells the senator's daughter to a drug lord, forcing Stan must choose between family and his career.
15License to Till
10 Apr 2011Description ▼
When Steve has trouble crossing over into the "cool kids" social circle, Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make him cool. Everything they try backfires until Steve becomes the in-crowds designated driver. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take turns pranking each other.
17 Apr 2011Description ▼
After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve's cousin from New Jersey, Jenny Fromdabloc, and Snot falls hard for her. Meanwhile, Stan wants to live like a gentleman of the 1960s, complete with dark suits and dry martinis.
08 May 2011Description ▼
Stan and Francine fight over how to redecorate the house. It goes so far that they split the house down the middle and try to live without each other.
18Flirting with Disaster
15 May 2011Description ▼
Francine gets a job at Stan's office, which cramps Stan's style and his ability to flirt with co-workers. When Francine retaliates with a little flirting of her own, war breaks out at work.
19Gorillas in the Mist
22 May 2011Description ▼
Stan spends some quality father-son time with Steve at the local zoo, but things go horribly wrong when Steve slips into a gorilla exhibit. Meanwhile, Roger bets Hayley that he can become a great Country singer and sets out to write the most heartbreaking song of all time.
25 Sep 2011Description ▼
Stan is stressed by family life so he decides to buy a hot tub for the backyard, but he becomes obsessed and when the hot tub starts singing and encourages some bad behavior they are all in trouble.
02 Oct 2011Description ▼
When the Smiths decide to stay home during a hurricane that hits Quahog, Stoolbend and Langley Falls, they must fight tooth and nail to survive.
3A Ward Show
06 Nov 2011Description ▼
Roger becomes Steve's legal guardian, but gets a little too overzealous in the parenting department and gets Steve's BFF Principal Brian Lewis fired. After getting beat up by the other teachers at the school, Steve decides to run away. Meanwhile Stan and Francine attempt to make waves after discovering that their vacation to the biggest water park in the world fails to get their hearts pumping.
4The Worst Stan
13 Nov 2011Description ▼
When Stan realizes that he might never fulfill his dream of becoming a Best Man, he convinces his last single friend, Principal Lewis, to marry the school's Superintendent and to choose him as his Best Man. Stan invites Lewis' old friend from prison to the wedding, only to discover a secret that could prevent the wedding from happening at all. Meanwhile, Roger finds the perfect pair of shorts, and an encounter with Ricky Martin makes him question his self-confidence.
20 Nov 2011Description ▼
After realizing that he has missed every milestone in Steve's life, Stan makes a desperate attempt to bond with his son by creating a busty blonde bombshell alias, Phyllis, whom he sends Steve's way. When Stan oversteps his boundaries, Francine intervenes to keep's Steve's virginity out of "blonde's" way. Meanwhile, Roger starts his own limo service, and when a group of guys "drive and dash," he goes on a manhunt to get his revenge.
6The Scarlet Getter
27 Nov 2011Description ▼
When Stan runs into his former crush from CIA boot camp, his affection for her resurfaces, which drives Francine into a jealous frenzy. By including Roger in her plan for revenge, Francine accidentally leads him straight into the arms of a dangerous alien hunter. Meanwhile, Steve is struck with good luck, when he accidentally wears Hayley's panties to school.
11 Dec 2011Description ▼
Father Donovan holds a Christmas play at the mall and casts Stan as Santa Claus and Roger as Jesus. But after the two get in a fight and cause a scene, Stan is kicked out of the church. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff adopt a child who turns out to be possessed.
8The Unbrave One
08 Jan 2012Description ▼
When Steve tries to prove himself as a macho man to Stan, he follows in Roger's footsteps and tries to change himself from the outside in with a superhero persona. Meanwhile, Francine is going through an identity crisis of her own when she receives surprising news that could change the family forever.
29 Jan 2012Description ▼
When Stan finally has enough money to afford a membership at the golf club he has worked at for the past thirty summers, his hard work and perseverance prove to be futile when the club gives a membership to Steve first. However, things are not all what they seem when Stan realizes who the club owner really is.
10Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key
12 Feb 2012Description ▼
Stan joins Roger and Steve's fictional detective agency, but he ruins the fun by being extremely incompetent at his "job." Roger demands that Steve fire Stan, but Steve cannot bring himself to do it and ends up lying to Roger. Things take a turn for the worse when Stan is kidnapped, and Steve must tell Roger the truth.
11Old Stan in the Mountain
19 Feb 2012Description ▼
When Stan is overly enthusiastic about his hatred for old people, a hex is placed on him that turns him into a frail, old man. Meanwhile, Roger takes Francine on a road trip to a dance competition, but she soon finds out it's not what she bargained for.
04 Mar 2012Description ▼
When Barry threatens Stan's old high school wrestling record, Stan enlists Roger to beat Barry and defend his small claim to fame. However, Stan is caught off-guard when Roger, not Barry, is actually the threat to Stan's record.
11 Mar 2012Description ▼
Roger acts as the Smith family therapist under his "Dr. Penguin" alter-ego, but his services are put on hold when he is sent to Iraq to fight in the war. Klaus seizes his opportunity to be the go-to counselor of the household, but ends up causing a major ruckus.
14Stan's Best Friend
18 Mar 2012Description ▼
Despite Stan's objections, Francine buys Steve the dog he's always wanted. However, when the dog suffers a horrific accident, Stan refuses to take the pup off life support because of a traumatic childhood incident.
15Less Money, Mo' Problems
25 Mar 2012Description ▼
Stan and Francine try to live a month on a minimum wage salary to prove a point to Haley and Jeff, while Roger and Steve try to get their hands on a Ferrari to get back at Klaus.
16The Kidney Stays in the Picture
01 Apr 2012Description ▼
06 May 2012Description ▼
13 May 2012Description ▼
1Love, AD Style
30 Sep 2012Description ▼
07 Oct 2012Description ▼
While on vacation, Bullock gives Stan an assignment, Haley and Jeff try to rekindle their dead sex life, Roger poses as an elderly female widow, and Steve goes on a mission to find nudity.
3Can I Be Frank with You?
04 Nov 2012Description ▼
5Why Can't We Be Friends?
6Ad-Ventures in Haleysitting
09 Dec 2012
7National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well - The Hole Story
23 Dec 2012Description ▼
A Langley Falls talk show outs Francine as "Baby Franny," the toddler who was once rescued from a well by a heroic fireman. Then, on the anniversary of her rescue, she falls down the well again and makes a shocking discovery. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger have an entrepreneurial "eureka!" moment when they think of the world's next game-changing business opportunity - male stripper shoes.
8Finger Lenting Good
06 Jan 2013
9The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari
13 Jan 2013
10Blood Crieth Unto Heaven
27 Jan 2013
12Naked to the Limit, One More Time
17 Feb 2013Description ▼
Roger reveals his true identity to Jeff, and then tells him he is his imaginary friend to keep the secret. Meanwhile, Steve takes steps to improve the shape of his rear end. |
13For Black Eyes Only
10 Mar 2013
14Spelling Bee My Baby
24 Mar 2013Description ▼
Francine tries to ensure that Steve beats Toshi's sister Akiko in a spelling bee while Roger and Stan try to help Hayley go through the stages of grief over Jeff's departure.
15The Missing Kink
14 Apr 2013Description ▼
Stan discovers his own kinks after discovering that Francine is aroused by spankings, while Snot shockingly gets a date with Hayley.
16The Boring Identity
21 Apr 2013Description ▼
Francine turns Stan into the perfect husband.
17The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith
28 Apr 2013Description ▼
Stan becomes Agent Bullock's new protege.
18Lost in Space
05 May 2013Description ▼
Jeff finds himself surrounded by aliens on a ship traveling in space.
19Da Flippity Flop
12 May 2013Description ▼
Klaus's human body is found, but Stan's lab ruins the body before Klaus can reclaim it. So Klaus gets revenge on Stan by switching bodies with him.
1Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure
29 Sep 2013
06 Oct 2013
03 Nov 2013Description ▼
Steve is eager to prove that he's no longer a little boy, so he sets off to prove his manhood by joining Stan, Bullock, and the rest of the CIA on their annual hunting trip. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus set off on a cross-country road trip. |
In a desperate attempt to show Steve that she's still a "cool" mom, Francine teaches him a vast array...
5Kung Pao Turkey
24 Nov 2013Description ▼
Stan's plans for a perfect Thanksgiving watching football in his underwear are thwarted when Francine invites her adoptive parents to join them for the holiday. Meanwhile, Francine's mom encourages Hayley to get back on the dating scene and invites an eligible bachelor over, but her true intentions are revealed at Thanksgiving dinner.
01 Dec 2013Description ▼
Determined to get Snot to confront his emotions after his father passes away, Steve and friends embark on an epic cross-country road trip to the funeral. But Steve's commitment to his friend wavers when he falls for a Pixie Dream Girl along the way. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger invent an automatic cake-cutter for the Home Shopping Network, but their partnership is tested when they only make a "verbal agreement" to split the profits.
08 Dec 2013Description ▼
Hayley uses Steve's talent for creating fake IDs to start a business, but they're forced to deal with another fake ID kingpin in Langley Falls: Roger. |
15 Dec 2013Description ▼
Stan and Roger travel to the North Pole to rescue Steve from an infamous Christmas demon. |
05 Jan 2014Description ▼
When Roger wakes up from a coma after a car accident, he has the ability to see into the future. |
12 Jan 2014Description ▼
The Smiths take a family vacation to a medieval-style theme park where they're taken prisoner when the frozen head of the park is accidentally thawed. |
11Cock of the Sleepwalk
26 Jan 2014Description ▼
After killing his 100th victim, Stan develops a persona that does nice things, which the real Stan would never do. |
12Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses
16 Mar 2014Description ▼
Roger switches faces with Steve to help him win over the hot girl at school, while Stan and Francine become stewardesses to stop Mark Cuban from blowing up the sun. |
13I Ain't No Holodeck Boy
Stan drugs Steve and his friends and puts them in the CIA holodeck just to give them the outdoor experience, while Hayley makes herself Roger's queen after buying his home star on the International Star Registry.
14Stan Goes on the Pill
30 Mar 2014Description ▼
A new CIA drug designed to help Stan pretend to listen to Francine has a disastrous side effect, and Roger and Klaus take advantage of the situation to start their new business. |
15Honey, I'm Homeland
06 Apr 2014Description ▼
Hayley suspects that Stan has been "turned" when he comes home after being kidnapped by a group of radicals while on a mission to infiltrate the "Occupy" movement. |
16She Swill Survive
13 Apr 2014Description ▼
In a desperate attempt to show Steve that she's still a "cool" mom, Francine teaches him a vast array of shoplifting techniques to try out at the local mall. B when their attempt to pull off the ultimate heist at "The Gash" goes awry, Steve is captured and sent to a Venezuelan sweatshop. Meanwhile, Roger, Hayley and Klaus form Langley Falls' first Russian Balalaika trio.
27 Apr 2014Description ▼
Stan gets into an accident upon discovering his talent for checking out women, while Roger and Klaus try to hide a wine stain on the new couch. |
18Permanent Record Wrecker
04 May 2014Description ▼
Stan is fired from the CIA due to budget cuts and is forced to work at a grocery store where Steve is the manager, while Roger makes a bargain to win a bet with a coffee shop musician. |
19News Glances with Genevieve Vavance
11 May 2014Description ▼
Hayley starts an internship at a local news station under reporter Genevieve Vavance, who turns to be another one of Roger's characters. |
20The Longest Distance Relationship
18 May 2014Description ▼
Jeff continues his journey home through space. |
1Roger Passes the Bar
14 Sep 2014Description ▼
A sexy new next-door neighbor promises to take Steve and his friends' virginity in return for housework. |
2A Boy Named Michael
14 Sep 2014Description ▼
Greg and Terry chooses to adopt an Asian child but after Roger sees the kind of life they are living over there, he gets rid of the real kid and takes the place himself. |
3Blagsnarst, a Love Story
21 Sep 2014Description ▼
Roger and Francine stumble upon another alien in the woods and Roger tries to romance her, but he soon becomes annoyed with her behavior and wants to call the CIA to have them take her away, but then he has a change of heart and decides not to.
20 Oct 2014Description ▼
While on a visit to Wallgreens Hayley is outraged to see an attractive Blonde girl is getting queues of guys waiting to sign her petition where as Hayley had barely gotten any when she had done the same. Angered by this Hayley decides to fight fire with fire. Queue Roger and antics ensue, but will Hayley lose track of what she stands for? Meanwhile Stan becomes enraged that he is receiving too much junk mail, only to find a pamphlet for a gated community. Stan quickly realises this is his dream to live in a gated community away from riff raff. He and Steve go to check the place out where they find all they have ever dreamed of, a hot tub and some pitbulls.
27 Oct 2014Description ▼
Stan and his fellow CIA agents are in danger of losing their jobs to advancing technology. They plan a dangerous heist to prove that humans are smarter than machines. |
6Scents and Sensei-bility
03 Nov 2014Description ▼
Steve and Snot's friendship is put to the test when Snot joins a karate class, and the rest of the Smith family makes Klaus an "outside fish." |
10 Nov 2014Description ▼
On furlough from work, Stan takes a temporary job as a security guard for a community college. Meanwhile, Roger tries to earn extra money for the family by turning the house into an inn. |
8Now and Gwen
17 Nov 2014Description ▼
Francine's trouble-making sister, Gwen, comes to live with the family and her arrival dredges up a long-buried secret from Francine's past. |
9Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas
01 Dec 2014Description ▼
Stan grows tired of his daily responsibilities and makes a Christmas wish to swap lives with the fee-spirited Principal Lewis. |
23 Feb 2015Description ▼
Haley and Steve join an all girl Rollerblading team, while Stan and Francine get a visit from an all knowing gardener. |
02 Mar 2015Description ▼
Steve seeks his independence from Francine by becoming an online video cooking sensation. |
12My Affair Lady
09 Mar 2015Description ▼
Hayley considers having an affair with a married man, what about Jeff? |
13A Star Is Reborn
16 Mar 2015Description ▼
Stan and Francine travel to Hollywood for vacation. An aging movie star believes Stan is the reincarnation of a Hollywood legend and uses him to make one last film. |
14Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour
23 Mar 2015Description ▼
Francine becomes a successful self-published mystery novelist and the family travels to New York to attend a convention. |
30 Mar 2015Description ▼
Stan is traumatized by a random act of violence and seeks to establish a sense of control by creating a miniature version of Langley Falls. |
16Holy Shit, Jeff's Back
18 May 2015Description ▼
Jeff has escaped from space, or has he? |
25 May 2015Description ▼
A Chinese billionaire purchases the "American Dad!" TV show and remakes it as he sees fit. |
18Seizures Suit Stanny
01 Jun 2015Description ▼
Stan suffers the drastic side effects of taking a seizure medication. |
25 Jan 2016Description ▼
Jeff goes out with another women and Stan goes undercover and he spot him with a new girl and she tells Hayley that Jeff ditches her and Hayley goes bananas. |
2The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith
01 Feb 2016Description ▼
Steve is desperate to date a girl and determines the best way is to become a varsity athlete. Steve tries out for the water polo team but fails...
3Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six
08 Feb 2016Description ▼
Hayley mentally regresses to a 6-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker. |
4N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)
15 Feb 2016Description ▼
Steve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day. |
5Stan Smith Is Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Break
22 Feb 2016Description ▼
Stan feels that going under cover at the beach will bring down the stress his family is putting him under, while Roger is trying to bring the World Cup to the Smiths backyard. |
6Kiss Kiss Cam Cam
29 Feb 2016Description ▼
Stan gets Francine baseball tickets for her birthday but is upset when they have a horrible kiss on the kiss cam. Steve and Roger head to Nevada to help clean polluted water. |
7The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin
07 Mar 2016Description ▼
Haley tries to get revenge on Stan for a childhood drawing he destroyed while Roger goes all out to get a jacket with reward points. |
14 Mar 2016Description ▼
Roger becomes a teacher for inner city kids while Stan and Francine plan out their retirement plans. |
21 Mar 2016Description ▼
Francine helps Greg out with the news and becomes a news anchor. In the meantime Roger, Haley and Steve set out to find a boy pictured in a 1990's board game. |
10The Two Hundred
28 Mar 2016Description ▼
Stan journeys through a post apocalyptic world in search for his family. |
11 Apr 2016Description ▼
Steve and Snot alter their futures and throw a party for the uncool kids, meanwhile roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn't compliment his order. |
12The Dentist's Wife
18 Apr 2016Description ▼
Roger loses his identity after becoming fascinated by a local dentist'?s wife. Meanwhile, Klaus throws a party when Stan and the kids are unable to move from being sore after working out. |
25 Apr 2016Description ▼
When Stan is on a mission, Francine pretends she'?s a widow. Steve and his friends play wrestling and get beat up by Principal Lewis. |
14The Nova Centauris-burgh Board of Tourism Presents: American Dad
02 May 2016Description ▼
Francine joins in on Steve and his pals'? live-action role-playing game. Stan opens a knock-off Seaworld in the house. |
15Daesong Heavy Industries
09 May 2016Description ▼
Stan loses his faith in religion after Steve questions everything in the Bible. He takes the family to Korea to investigate the rumors of a reinvented Noah'?s Ark. |
16Daesong Heavy Industries II: Return to Innocence
16 May 2016Description ▼
Stan takes the family to church and Steve questions everything. Stan decides to help Steve develop some faith...
17Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballard of Billy Jesusworth
23 May 2016
30 May 2016Description ▼
When Roger breaks his ankle, Francine convinces Stan to let him play in his basketball league. Meanwhile, Steve sings a song that parodies R. Kelley's "Trapped in the Closet." |
19Garfield and Friends
06 Jun 2016Description ▼
Stan tries to get Haily to learn something about history. Meanwhile, Steve becomes an author for the school newspaper.
20Gifted Me Liberty
13 Jun 2016Description ▼
Stan tries to crack down on whoever did not bring a present to the C.I.A Christmas party. And Steve poses as a boyfriend for several female classmates.
21Next of Pin
20 Jun 2016Description ▼
Stan and Steve enter a father son bowling tournament, while Roger and Hailey try to prove who has the better attention span.
27 Jun 2016Description ▼
Stan is afraid that Hayley is drifting aimlessly through life, so he tries to teach her the value of a good plan...
07 Nov 2016Description ▼
In a parody of Groundhog Day, Stan finds himself in a mess when he keeps waking up on the same Father's Day, over and over. |
2Fight and Flight
14 Nov 2016
3The Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba
21 Nov 2016Description ▼
Stan and Steve become sushi chefs. |
4Portrait of Francine's Genitals
28 Nov 2016Description ▼
Francine becomes outraged when a mold of her genitalia is placed in a museum. |
05 Dec 2016Description ▼
Stan gets upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather after Haley and Jeff are trying to have a baby, Steve and Klaus join a drug gang. |
12 Dec 2016Description ▼
Hayley experiences what pregnancy would be like after Roger agrees to give birth to Jeff so he can be human again. Snot's feelings are hurt when Steve secretly signs him up for a makeover. |
7Ninety North, Zero West
19 Dec 2016Description ▼
The Smith's rescue Steve after he's kidnapped and taken to the North Pole, where Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones needed for an ancient ritual. |
8A Whole Slotta Love
10 Apr 2017
9The Witches of Langley
17 Apr 2017Description ▼
Steve and his friends takes up witchcraft to gain popularity at school. Meanwhile Stan and Klaus becomes interested into old 90's music |
10A Nice Night for a Drive
24 Apr 2017Description ▼
Klaus gets transferred into the navigation system of Stan's car after Stan refuses to pay for a life-saving surgery. Steve and his friends prank Roger's Frank character and he terrorizes them for revenge. |
01 May 2017Description ▼
Francine steals from the CIA and pretends to be a sexy supervillain to incite Stan to be more seductive. Roger tricks Hayley and Steve into trapping Jay Leno so he can take revenge on him. |
29 May 2017Description ▼
Steve becomes the most hated person in town after he convinces the star quarterback player of the Bazooka Sharks to quit. Meanwhile Haley is force to become a cab driver to pay Rogers gambling debt. |
05 Jun 2017Description ▼
Steve and Snot go to summer camp, but each wants something different out of the experience. Meanwhile...
12 Jun 2017
15The Life and Times of Stan Smith
24 Jul 2017Description ▼
The family gathers to hear the results of Stan's annual physical. The doctor reveals that Stan is not taking care of himself and orders him to live a healthier life. Stan is stubborn, so Roger and Francine conspire to scare Stan with a near death experience. Stan becomes addicted to the near death experience when he watches his life flash before his eyes. Meanwhile, Klaus takes Steve on a tour of a university.
16The Bitchin' Race
31 Jul 2017Description ▼
The Smith family is participating in televised race that takes them all over the globe. Stan and Hayley are frustrated that their teammates don't take the race seriously. Steve and Francine try to turn the race into a vacation, while Roger abandons the race to enjoy karaoke. Stan and Hayley abandon their teams and attempt to complete the race on their own. Meanwhile, Klaus watches the race as it unfolds on television.
07 Aug 2017Description ▼
Francine dreams of having a larger family and wonders if being adopted has affected her view of families. Hayley encourages Francine to track down her birth parents. Francine finds her family and attends a family reunion. At the union, the family patron decides to whittle his large family down by trapping them on the property and forcing them to fight each other. Meanwhile, Stan becomes obsessed with the TV show "American Pickers".
18The Long Bomb
14 Aug 2017Description ▼
Stan and Hayley attend a football game together. A gang of criminals takes over the stadium in an attempt to rob it. The criminals take Hayley hostage and Stan works to foil their plans. Meanwhile, the rest of the family watches the game on TV.
21 Aug 2017Description ▼
Roger is lonely and unhappy as he thinks everyone but him has a stable relationship. Roger tries online dating and ends up on a date with Klaus, who is also looking for love. Klaus and Roger begin a passionate and secret affair, but Roger wants a more serious commitment. Meanwhile, Steve tries to get out of taking the Presidential Fitness Test.
28 Aug 2017Description ▼
The Smith family receives a notice that Grandpa Jack's storage unit is being auctioned away. Stan forbids the family from visiting the storage unit but Steve wants to learn more about Grandpa. Steve discovers a garbage truck in the unit and brings it to Stan. Stan has a few good memories of the truck so he and Steve start running the old garbage route. Steve learns that the truck was part of a drug running business but hides this from Stan. Meanwhile, Roger takes Hayley on the competitive bumper pool circuit.
21The Talented Mr. Dingleberry
04 Sep 2017Description ▼
Steve uses Roger as a marionette for his school talent show. Prompted by Francine's hay fever, Stan, Haley, and Klaus start a local honey business. |
22West to Mexico
11 Sep 2017Description ▼
In the year 1870, the outlaw Stan Smith travels to Arizona in search of freedom. Stan is pursued by the bounty hunter Roger...
25 Dec 2017Description ▼
Roger converts to Judaism and tries to make Hanukkah more popular than Christmas.
12 Feb 2018Description ▼
Francine is happy watching vapid morning talk shows and ignoring real world news. When she decides to surprise Stan at work she accidentally discovers that Stan has been running her favorite show in an attempt to shelter her from the real world. Francine turns to Roger who leads her into the twisted world of conspiracy theories. Meanwhile, Steve and Klaus help Snot's family move into a new apartment.
3The Census of the Lambs
19 Feb 2018Description ▼
Stan and Hayley compete in collecting data for the US Census; Klaus has Steve and his friends model for his new camera.
26 Feb 2018Description ▼
Steve tries to stop Roger after he joins a mysterious order of birds' egg thieves; Francine buys a new Italian sauce.
5The Mural of the Story
05 Mar 2018Description ▼
Stan discovers that the Langley Falls historical mural has been ruined by graffiti, and convinces the town to allow him to restore it himself.
6(You Gotta) Strike for Your Right
12 Mar 2018Description ▼
Hayley organises a strike in the C.I.A; The family watch Breaking Bad in reverse, and discover the show is hiding a scavenger hunt.
19 Mar 2018Description ▼
Stan begins to experience crippling separation anxiety; Klaus builds a website and forces the family to participate.
8Death by Dinner Party
26 Mar 2018Description ▼
Francine hosts a dinner party, even though a serial killer who attacks dinner parties is terrorising the town.
9The Never-Ending Stories
09 Apr 2018Description ▼
Stan finds the CIA Academy cadets the perfect captive audience for his boring stories; Klaus becomes the hype-man for a famous rapper.
16 Apr 2018Description ▼
Frustrated with traffic, Stan proposes the town builds a bullet train; Roger pushes Stan to run for Mayor.
11My Purity Ball and Chain
23 Apr 2018Description ▼
When Steve starts acting out his sexual energy, Francine asks Stan to give him the talk; The family builds a water slide in the backyard.
30 Apr 2018Description ▼
Roger become concerned about outliving the family; Klaus builds a convenience store in the attic.
07 May 2018Description ▼
Francine falls in with a group of tough girls after becoming the new school guidance counselor.
11 Feb 2019Description ▼
Francine becomes a bodybuilder; Klaus claims to have invented the high five.
18 Feb 2019Description ▼
While trying to find himself, Jeff befriends and eventually becomes possessed by Stan's favorite celebrity chef, Guy Fieri; Klaus and Roger start their own valet business to pick up rich chicks.
25 Feb 2019Description ▼
When a tumor takes Roger out of commission, Stan must take over his different personas; Principal Lewis pressures Steve and the school choir to win by any means necessary.
17The Legend of Old Ulysses
04 Mar 2019Description ▼
Steve gets competitive and turns on his best friend during the father-son events at Possum Lake, the home of the legendary fish-monster called Old Ulysses. Roger pretends to be the local tour guide and becomes more infamous than the fish.
11 Mar 2019Description ▼
Steve and Roger restart their career as a twin brother acting duo. The family becomes addicted to a novelty gift shop.
19Top of the Steve
18 Mar 2019Description ▼
After a fight with his dad, Steve goes to an all-girls boarding school. Roger realizes that Steve has become stuck in his own zany spinoff sitcom. Meanwhile, Stan is annoyed by Steve's British replacement.
25 Mar 2019Description ▼
Francine gets obsessed with home security following a break-in; Steve tries Hayley's laid laidback approach to school work.
01 Apr 2019Description ▼
Hayley feels left behind after Jeff becomes a star dog racing coach; Steve takes advantage of an empty house.
22The Future Is Borax
08 Apr 2019Description ▼
Worried about their bickering, Stan and Francine go to extremes to save their marriage; Roger excels at jingle writing.
15 Apr 2019Description ▼
Steve tries to get into baseball to connect with Stan. Roger creates real life drama for Francine after her favorite soap opera is cancelled.
3Stan & Francine & Connie & Ted
29 Apr 2019Description ▼
Steve regrets introducing his parents to Barry's; Roger goes blind.
06 May 2019Description ▼
Stan gets obsessed with a 1960s television show after picking up a secondhand TV. Roger decides to live as a baby and the family cares for him.
5Jeff and The Dank Ass Weed Factory
13 May 2019Description ▼
Jeff wins a tour through a mysterious weed factory and brings Stan along.
20 May 2019Description ▼
Roger breaks up Steve's friendship with Snot, Barry and Toshi. Jeff realizes he has a flair for house flipping and gets Stan, Francine and Hayley involved.
27 May 2019Description ▼
Stan has Roger pretend to be a shark to help Steve overcome his fears. Hayley's friend Danuta becomes romantically interested in Klaus.
8The Long March
03 Jun 2019Description ▼
Hayley and Jeff become social media influencers; Francine and Steve are haunted by an Uber driver that they rated poorly.
9The Hall Monitor and the Lunch Lady
10 Jun 2019Description ▼
Steve goes undercover as a school hall monitor; Roger and Stan go catatonic after witnessing a grisly escalator accident.
10Wild Women Do
17 Jun 2019Description ▼
Jeff is forced to take Francine out for a not-so-wild night on the town. Klaus forces Steve to watch his celebrity impressions.
11An Irish Goodbye
24 Jun 2019Description ▼
Francine helps Hayley take a break from their marriages. Stan and Jeff pretend to be frontiersmen.
12Stompe le Monde
01 Jul 2019Description ▼
Stan buys the rights of a Broadway show after inheriting money from a dead uncle.
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