The lights go up in the Kodak theater and out comes Morgan Freeman. He opens with history: apparently movies have changed since they began, but we still really like them (paraphrase).
The curtain opens and the video begins. Billy Crystal strapped to a chair in black and white silent "The Artist", being totured to host (so say the cards between scenes). He makes a plug for his movie "Parental Guidance" coming out in November.
Then it's the always-game George Clooney, doing the scene from "The Descendants" where he begs his comatose wife to wake up. Except it's Billy. George fully commits, even going in for the kiss on the lips. George asks Billy to host and promises the youngest, hippest writers in town.
Cut to guys around the table in "Moneyball" -- all oldsters. Jonah Hill agrees he doesn't have enough jokes.
Cut to the car from "Midnight in Paris" pulling up to Bill
Download movie: Jailhouse Wardress
- Directed by: Alain Deruelle
Actors movie Jailhouse Wardress:
- Didier Aubriot
- Eugénie Laborde
- Michael Bates
- Monica Swinn (La directrice de la prison (archive...)
- Bob Asklöf (Muller (archive footage) (uncredited))
- Maria Cavour ( (uncredited))
- Michel Charrel (Le chasseur de nazis (uncredited))
- Ronald Curram ( (uncredited))
- Roger Darton (Le gouverneur (uncredited))
- Sylvie Darty ( (uncredited))
- Eric Falk (Nestor (archive footage) (uncredited))
- Jesus Franco (Oncle Jess (archive footage)...)
- John Higgins ( (uncredited))
- Paul Muller (Carlos Manera (archive footage)...)
- Nadine Pascal (Lola (uncredited))