America's Next Top Model

1"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Wants It So Bad

2"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Is Here to Win, Not Make Friends

3"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Gets Rushed to the Emergency Room

4"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Drives Everyone Crazy

5"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Everyone Thinks Is Killing Herself

6"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Deals with a Pervert

7"America's Next Top Model" The Girls Who Get Really Naked

8"America's Next Top Model" How the Girls Got Here

9The Girl Who Becomes Americas Next Top Model

1"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Overslept

2"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Floats Like a Butterfly and Stings Like a Bee

3"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Can Cry at the Drop of a Hat

4"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Needs Six Months of Modeling School

5"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Is a Visual Orgasm

6"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Whose Lip Puffed Up

7"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Is Dripping with Hypocrisy

8"America's Next Top Model" The Girl with the Signature Walk

9"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Is Afraid of Snakes

10"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Cheated

11"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Is America's Next Top Model

1"America's Next Top Model" The Girl with the Secret

2"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Is Co-Dependent

3"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Everyone Thinks Is a Backstabber

4"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Sets a Trap

5"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Cries When She Looks in the Mirror

6"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Mutilated the Precious Brownies

7"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Forgot Her Shoes

8"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Is Panic Stricken

9"America's Next Top Model" The Girls Meet Taye Diggs

10"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Goes Ballistic

11"America's Next Top Model" The Girl the Lionesses Are Hunting

12"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Didn't Hug Goodbye

13"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Wins It All

1"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Is a Lady Kat... Reow!

2"America's Next Top Model" The Girls Who Hate Their Makeovers

3"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Suddenly Collapsed

4"America's Next Top Model" The Girl with the Worst Photo in History

5"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Is Contagious

6"America's Next Top Model" The Girl with the Deliciously Tacky Dance

7"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Pushes Tyra Over the Edge

8"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Gets Bad News

9"America's Next Top Model" The Girls the Lionesses Are Hunting

10"America's Next Top Model" The Girl who Flops in the Mud

11"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Is Special

12"America's Next Top Model" What the Girls Did That You've Never Seen Before

13"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Walks on Water

1The Girl with the Twisted Catch Phrase

2The Girls Become Superheros

3"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Needs a Miracle

4"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Makes a Disclaimer

5"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Gets a Boob Job

6"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Loves Bubbles and Talks to Plants

7"America's Next Top Model" The Girls Are 1940s Pin-Ups

8"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Whose Boyfriend Is Cheating on Her

9"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Talks Behind Everyones Back

10"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Retaliates

11"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Takes a Pill

12"America's Next Top Model" The Girl on the Cover

1The Top Thirteen Are Chosen

2The Girls Go Bald

3"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Is a True Miss Diva

4"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Kissed the Roach

5"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Kissed a Male Model

6"America's Next Top Model" The Girl with Two Bad Takes

7"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Has a Temper

8"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Has Surgery

9"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Is a Model, Not a Masseuse

10"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Is Going to the Moon

11"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Is Rushed to the Emergency Room

12"America's Next Top Model" The Girls Go to Phuket

13"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Walked Through the Ancient City

1The Girls Who Marks Her Territory

2The Girl Who Hates Her Hair

3"America's Next Top Model" The Girls Who Go to Texas

4"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Joined the Circus

5"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Punk'd Ashton

6"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Graduates

7"America's Next Top Model" The Girls Who Made It This Far

8"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Wrecks the Car

9"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Breaks Down

10"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Sticks Her Foot in Her Mouth

11"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Grates

12The Girl Who Becomes America's Next Top Model

1The Girl Who Won't Stop Talking: Part 1

2The Girl Who Won't Stop Talking: Part 2

3"America's Next Top Model" The Girls Who Go to Prom

4"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Cries All Time

5"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Changes Her Attitude

6"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Takes Credit

The girls are divided up into teams, where they are tasked with creating their own department store displays, where they then have to pose as the mannequins. Later, in a photo shoot where the girls pose as men, one girl's transformation shocks her competition.

7"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Gets Thrown in the Pool

Twiggy informs the girls on how she got her iconic nickname, then each girl gives herself a nickname, which she must then use during a Hollywood party. Eencounters with rapper 50 Cent, talent manager Barry Medina elevate the drama, as does a confrontation involving all of the remaining girls -- and Tyra. Finally, the girls participate in a photo shoot where they must highlight four of their inner personalities.

8"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Impresses Pedro

9"America's Next Top Model" The Girls Who Went Down Under

The girls get lessons in hosting, and are later informed by Tyra of their travel destination. Once there, they must lean on their new hosting abilities while they interview local residents. Finally, the girls are asked to star in a Cover Girl commercial, where one potential model struggles with her lines.

10"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Picks a Fight

11"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Blames the Taxi Driver

Only five girls remain, and on this episode, the contestants are sent on go-sees to top Australian designers. While one girl requests to keep the clothes she models, another breaks down after a late arrival. Later, when Tyra shoots the girls in swimwear, one model impresses Tyra, while another falls flat.

12"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Does Not Want to Dance

The girls are taught about the art of self expression and storytelling and are later put to the test when they must tell stories of their own using their new skills. Later on, the girls go out but one model stays home sick, giving the other three the chance to gossip about her while she is absent. In their photo shoot, the girls are body painted and must use traditional clothing and Aboriginal dance to express themselves. While one model completely embraces the dancing, another bitterly complains about having to do so. Finally, the panel lights on fire when the girls are asked to give the name of the person who they think has the most potential at winning the competition and one girl gets verbally attacked by the rest.

13The Girl Who Becomes Americas Next Top Model

The three finalists are ultimately put to the test in their final photo shoot and commercial for CoverGirl. Things do not go so well when one model struggles to look youthful in her pictures and another struggles to say her lines naturally for the commercial. After the CoverGirl shooting is done, one model is eliminated and the final two face off in the final runway challenge, after which the winner of cycle 8 is crowned.

1"America's Next Top Model" The Girls Go Cruisin'

2"America's Next Top Model" The Models Go Green

3"America's Next Top Model" The Girls Go Rock Climbing

4"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Goes Bald

5"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Is Afraid of Heights

6"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Gets a Mango

7"America's Next Top Model" The Girls Who Crawl

8"America's Next Top Model" The Girl Who Starts to Lose Her Cool

9"America's Next Top Model" The Girls Go to Shanghai

10"America's Next Top Model" The Girls Go on Go-See Adventures

11"America's Next Top Model" The Girls Go to the Great Wall

12The Girl Who Becomes Americas Next Top Model

1"America's Next Top Model" Welcome to Top Model Prep

2"America's Next Top Model" New York City, Here We Come

The girls hit Manhattan and drop into their first challenge: A fashion show for Badgley Mischka on a runway set up in Times Square. Amy decides that from this episode forward she is to be called Amis. Kimberly admits to the judges that she has no interest in fashion and accepts Tyra's invitation to go home, and Atalya is eliminated.

3"America's Next Top Model" Top Model Makeovers

4"America's Next Top Model" Where's the Beef?

5"America's Next Top Model" Top Model Takes It to the Streets

6"America's Next Top Model" House of Pain

7"America's Next Top Model" If You Can't Make It Here, You Can't Make It Anywhere

8"America's Next Top Model" Top Model 10 Confidential

9"America's Next Top Model" For Those About to Walk, We Salute You

10"America's Next Top Model" Viva Italia

11"America's Next Top Model" We Are Spartans!

12"America's Next Top Model" Ready for My Close-Up

13"America's Next Top Model" And the Winner Is...

3"America's Next Top Model" The Ladder of Model Success

4"America's Next Top Model" You're Beautiful, Now Change

5"America's Next Top Model" Fierce Eyes

6"America's Next Top Model" Natural Beauty

7"America's Next Top Model" The Fiercee Awards

8"America's Next Top Model" Top Model 11 Confidential

9"America's Next Top Model" Now You See Me, Now You Don't

10"America's Next Top Model" Planes, Trains, and Slow Automobiles

11"America's Next Top Model" The Final Five

12"America's Next Top Model" Good Times & Windmills

13"America's Next Top Model" America's Next Top Model Is...

1"America's Next Top Model" What Happens in Vegas

2"America's Next Top Model" Fun and Games

3"America's Next Top Model" Do You Light the Way I Look?

4"America's Next Top Model" New York's Finest

5"America's Next Top Model" Put Your Best Face Forward

6"America's Next Top Model" Here's Your Test

7"America's Next Top Model" Acting Like a Model

8"America's Next Top Model" Cycle 12 Rewind

9"America's Next Top Model" Take Me to the Photo Shoot

11"America's Next Top Model" Let's Go See the City

12"America's Next Top Model" Take Me to the Jungle

1How Short Can You Go

2The Early Bird Gets a Makeover

3Fortress of Fierceness

4Make Me Tall

5Take My Photo, Tyra!

6Dance with Me

7Petite Ninja Warriors

8Interview 101

The girls put their interviewing skills to the test as they interview "90210's" Jessica Lowndes on the set of "The Insider." The ladies are surprised to learn they must write their own scripts for their CoverGirl commercials. Kim Kardashian is this week's guest judge.

9Let's Go Surfing

10Dive Deeper

11Hawaiian Hip Hop

12Americas Next Top Model Is...

13Cycle 13: Revealed

1Be My Friend, Tyra!

Thirty three semi-finalists compete for a chance to be Tyra's friend but only 13 will make it into the Top Model loft in New York City. The lucky finalists are shocked when special guest Perez Hilton reveals their first challenge is to undergo makeovers.

2Dreckitude!

The girls pose for their first official Top Model photo shoot but quickly learn they are only allowed to wear one article of clothing. Andre Leon Talley makes his debut alongside Tyra and Nigel on the judges panel for the first elimination of cycle 14.

3Let's Dance

5Smile and Pose

6New York Women

8Welcome to New Zealand

9Hobbits vs. Models

10Ugly-Pretty Woman

11America's Next Top Model Is...

12Chubby Bunny

1Welcome to High Fashion

The 32 semi-finalists for cycle 15 head to Palm Springs, where they perfect their runway walk in clothing from Cynthia Rowley before being invited to a party hosted by the designer. Fourteen finalists will be one step closer to their dream as they prepare to move in to the Top Model house and have the chance to win the ultimate career-launching prize package: a contract with IMG Models, one of the top international modeling management companies in the world; fashion spread in Vogue Italia and an additional spread and cover of Beauty in Vogue; and a $100,000 contract with CoverGirl Cosmetics.

2Diane von Furstenberg

Demi Lovato drops by the set of this week's photo shoot to surprise the girls for a conversation about teen bullying. During the photo shoot with photographer Deborah Anderson, the girls' bodies are painted with a word that describes the type of bullying they have experienced.

3Patricia Field

Tyra makes a surprise visit to the house to inform the girls they will receive makeovers. Their excitement quickly fades when they realize there is also a surprise elimination upon receiving their new looks. This week's photo shoot takes place on the beaches of Malibu, where the girls pose as fallen angels for photographer Anne Menke.

4Matthew Rolston

The girls head to a theme park where they must pose while riding a rollercoaster. The winner of the challenge is photographed for a feature on Tyra.com by Tyra herself. This week's photo shoot takes the girls underwater as they are photographed by top beauty photographer Matthew Rolston, who is also this week's guest judge.

5Karolina Kurkova

Jay leads the girls to a tunnel in downtown Los Angeles where they walk in on a conveyor belt runway while wearing designs by Herve Leger. Andre drops by the house with a surprise guest, Karolina Kurkova, who speaks with the girls about healthy eating. This week's photo shoot features the girls posing with wrestlers from Lucha Va Voom, a form of Mexican Mask Wrestling with photographers Eddie and Moshe Brakha.

6Patrick Demarchelier

The girls head to Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills for this week's photo shoot with legendary fashion photographer Patrick Demarchelier. The girls are joined by a male model as they strut down Rodeo while posing in clothing hand-picked for them by fashion stylist Lori Goldstein. Demarchelier joins the judges at the elimination panel.

7Francesco Carrozzini

During this week's challenge the girls head over to The Grammy Museum in Los Angeles where Neil Portman, President and CEO of The Recording Academy, reveals that one of them will be chosen to be a "Grammy Girl" during The 2011 Grammy Awards. During this week's photo shoot the models portray an iconic fashion designer for photographer Francesco Carrozzini, who is also this week's guest judge

8Zac Posen

Designer Zac Posen surprises the girls at their beach house to inform them they will be wearing his fall 2010 collection during this week's runway challenge. The girls put their personality to the test when they shoot their very first commercial while wearing roller skates on the beach.

9Margherita Missoni

10Kyle Hagler

11Franca Sozzani

The final four girls put their personality to the test when they meet one-on-one with Vogue Italia's editor-in-chief, Franca Sozzani. Tyra directs the girls during a motion editorial challenge that requires them to bring their poses to life with movement and emotion. Following this week's double elimination, Tyra premieres her directorial debut of "Disturbato."

12High Fashion Highlights

13Roberto Cavalli

1Episode #16.1

2Alek Wek

3Lori Goldstein

4Francesco Carrozzini

5Rachel Zoe

6Sonia Dara

7Eric Daman

8Lana Marks

9Highlights and Catfights

10Franca Sozzani

The remaining models arrive in Marrakesh, Morroco, where they get to explore the city and enjoy the sights. During a challenge, one of the girls has a meltdown when none of the designer clothing fits her figure. At the photo shoot, one of the models is chastised for trying to direct the shoot, while another deals with body images issues that threaten her photos.

1Nicki Minaj

We open with a pre-recorded bit, in which Jane Lynch sits down with the faux-President of Television, Leonard Nimoy, who tells her that men find her woman-ish and women find her man-ish. (Alec Baldwin had taped this, but quit when Fox cut a News Corp joke. It's hard not to think Baldwin's comedic timing might have served the bit better than Nimoy's.)Leonard reminds her not to let the audience know that all the stars all live together in a tiny apartment building, which he reveals behind the curtain. Yes, it's weird. Then it's time for the song, about the magic of television as Jane wanders through.Jeremy Piven and "Lloyd" (Rex Lee) join for a few dance moves, after which Piven wonders what he's doing. "I'm not even on anymore!" Jane sings about TV crime shows and we see Kevin Nealon, then Eric Dane from "Grey's Anatomy" as she sings about patients being cured in a week. Jane next wanders into "The Big Bang Theory", then by Marcel from "Top Chef", Randy Jackson from "American Idol," the boys from "Myth Busters" and up to Ron from "Parks and Rec" who tells her to stop singing."I know this seems stupid and shlocky, and already seems overly long, but it's the Emmys, c'mon! Get on board," Jane tells him.And then she sings some more, not taking her own analysis to heart, walking by Andy Richter and the cast of "Mad Men". She tells them about the future, including that people can watch TV on their phones and fast forward through commercials. Don Draper kicks her out.There's a line about on TV high school students look roughly 24 as she walks by a few "Friday Night Lights"ers in a locker room.Then it's Jane into a rally hosted by her "Glee" alter-ego, Sue Sylvester, whom she promptly slushies.Then we're into the auditorium, where the number continues, as Jane sings about TV as a vast wonderland. ("Except for HBO, it's not TV")The dancers lift her in the air for the big finish. "Try doing that in triple-Spanx," she says. She surveys the audience, picking out her "nodding friends," and noting that "Jon Hamm and I are at 'finger-pistols'."Jane introduces "The Emmy Tones," some actors she roped into joining her, including Zachary Levi, Cobie Smulders, Taraji Henson, Kate Flannery, Wilmer Valderrama and Joel McHale, presumably friends she had some dirt on. They sing to introduce the first comedy category. The audience doesn't seem to know what to do with it, but at least is happy to know what Wilmer Valderrama is up to.We see seconds-long clips from a slew of shows, then it's on to Jimmys Fallon and Kimmel.Kimmel congratulates Fallon on his nomination, then asks if he wrote a speech. Fallon says no, because they all know Jon Stewart is going to win. Kimmel then tackles him him to the ground, wresting the prepared speech from his pocket. It contains "notes to self" such as crying on cue and holding the statue like it's the "Lion King" baby.On to best supporting actress in a comedy, Jane Lynch's category. Julie Bowen from "Modern Family" wins."I don't know what I'm going to talk about next week in therapy now," she says, struggling to compose herself.Juliana Margulies is out next to present "Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy", deadpanning that she's the funniest woman in TV. She notes the category features "that kid from 'Glee' and that guy from 'Pretty in Pink' and four guys from 'Modern Family," she says.The winner is: Ty Burrell from "Modern Family". He mentions that his dad passed away before he had success and he wonders what he'd think of the fact he goes to work every day in full make-up. Then he thanks all his costars and mentions his dad again. "If he were here tonight, I think he would say... 'But why the make-up?'." His dad would like his wife and be impressed that he gets to learn every day, "in the end I think he'd feel like, 'Couldn't you just wear a little powder? Why do you have to look like a harlot?'"Jane welcomes us back and introduces controversial Golden Globes host Ricky Gervais, via satellite. He apologizes that he couldn't be there, and says he wasn't allowed after the Globes. This sets up his bit, that he was warned he'll be edited if he says anything controversial. Some quick cuts ensue, including one that has him calling Fox fantastic in splices.He intros the nominees for "Outstanding Directing for a Comedy Series". The Emmy goes to Michael Alan Spiller for "Modern Family".Zooey Deschanel and Will Arnett are up to present comedy writing. The winners are Steven Levitan and Jeffrey Richman of "Modern Family." The Steven mentions the episode with the kids walking in on their parents came from real life (his wife's eye roll in the audience gets the biggest laugh of the speech).That's four awards, all to the same ABC show. Fox, which is airing the telecast, must be thrilled.Jane welcomes us back to "The Modern Family Awards". She introduces the next presenter, saying she was his therapist for many years "and apparently I suck." Ladies and Gentlemen, Charlie Sheen, to present "Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series", his old category. He addresses his former "Two and a Half Men" costars, and says from the bottom of his heart, he wishes them continued success. There is no punchline, but plenty of awkward.The winner is Jim Parsons from "The Big Bang Theory". (The announcer who has been offering banal facts as the winners walk up mentions that he eats a lot of peanut butter.)"Oh this is so odd for so many reasons," says the CBS star, going on to not make much more sense as Sheen, the former CBS star, lurks behind him.Sofia Vergara and Rob Lowe are out next for "Outstanding Lead Actress in Comedy", they start with Amy Poehler from "Parks & Recreation" and she takes the stage. She's joined by Melissa McCarthy, Martha Plimpton, Edie Falco,Tina Fey and Laura Linney. They hold hold hands like beauty queens and wait. They get a standing ovation as everyone tries to figure out if the bit was planned.The winner is Melissa McCarthy from "Mike and Molly" who can fairly clearly be seen to say "holy s---" when her name is announced. She's presented with roses and a tiara to go with her award."Holy smokes!" she says, acknowledging her sister in the audience. She promises to carry CBS prez Nina Tassler and Les Moonves around later that night.We return to a pre-recorded bit with stars from "The Office" talking about the worst part of their job. Then others stop by, like Jesse (Aaron Paul from "Breaking Bad") to bring Creed a bag. He takes it, announcing: "Hey guys, my crystal meth is here!"Kim Kardashian doesn't understand the question and wonders if she's pronouncing "work" right."The Office" mates confer and decide the new boss doesn't seem right, Andy goes to talk to him and finds Ashton Kutcher, wondering if the "beautiful drifter" is in the wrong place.Kutcher plays dumb. "I was wondering where the half man was," he says.The Emmy Tones are back to sing awkwardly about the new combined reality and variety category.Jane Lynch returns. "Everyone was asking me if I have a gay agenda for hosting, and actually I do," she says, taking a list out of her pocket to read from. "Call Rachel Maddow and find out what time spinning is, take the pick-up in for an oil change - nah, I'll do that myself. And there was a third thing, but I must have left it in my fanny pack."David Spade and Kaley Cuoco are out next to introduce best outstanding reality competition. (She towers over him.) The Emmy goes to "Amazing Race" again. (The announcer says it's a "race to the podium". Groan.)On to best writing for a variety, music or comedy series. The Colbert Report writers shout their name all at once, SNL's scroll with pictures of Justin Timberlake, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon rolls with puppies dressed up, Jon Stewart's crew does mock up of Newsweek's cover and Conan O'Brien pulls one name from a hat - his."The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" wins. It's the show's seventh win. The writers read a stilted thank you, the joke of which is that Jon Stewart usually proofs their writing, but not this time.Jane wanders the audience, talking to the camera, mentioning that after the show the clothes come off and it's a big sweaty pile. She introduces "The Lonely Island" and Michael Bolton. They're on to the Bolton doing captain Jack Sparrow, then Ed Helms, John Stamos and Maya Rudolph doing the "D--- in a box" guys singing "It's Not Gay if It's in a Threeway" (might have to YouTube that for it to make sense). Then Akon comes out singing about just having sex in front of a giant American Flag.Lea Michele and Ian Somerhalder are out next to introduce best directing for variety, music or comedy series. The winner is Don Roy King for the "Saturday Night Live" episode with Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga.Anna Paquin and Scott Caan introduce outstanding comedy, variety series, mentioning that "The Daily Show" has won eight years in a row. It wins again.Jon Stewart is taller than Scott Caan.He gives a special nod to Colbert.More Emmy Tones, introducing drama clips.Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher are out next to present best writing for a drama. Kutcher clarifies that he is not Charlie Sheen and doesn't think Cryer is a troll. The Emmy goes to Jason Katims for "Friday Night Lights".He reads from notes, thanking the cast and crew and his family, ending with the predictable "clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."The award for outstanding supporting actress in a drama series is next. Margo Martindale wins for "Justified". When she takes careful steps up the stage, Ed O'Neill rushes from the audience to help her."Sometimes, things just take time," she says through tears. Her co-stars in the audience are in tears, too. She thanks creator Graham Yost, even though he killed her.Loretta Devine and Paul Crane are out to present drama directing. The winner is Martin Scorsese for "Boardwalk Empire", his first Emmy win.He sees the clock ticking down and resolves to talk a little fast, rattling off names of folks at HBO and his crew.Kerry Washington and Jason O'Mara are out next delivering a rough bit on the side effects of winning an Emmy before "Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series".The winner is Peter Dinklage from "Game of Thrones". He thanks his show creators, somewhat calmly. He thanks his dog sitter named Kitty for taking care of his dog Kevin back in New York.When we return, Anderson Cooper does a fake 360 report about a woman behind the New Jersey TV trend, Donatella, Alberghetti Mangiana D'Borgia, or Jane Lynch in a black win and tons of eye make up. She takes credit for the fact 50 percent of all TV is set in Jersey, including "Sarah Palin's Alaska."The kids from "Jersey Shore" give interviews. "Before I met Donatella, I was just Nicole, a Harvard undergrad. And now I'm Snooki," Snooki attests."She's like a mother to me, because she killed my mother," Pauly says.Brian Cranston and Katie Holmes are up next for "Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series". The winner is...Julianna Marguiles for "The Good Wife".She addresses her fellow nominees, saying it's a privilege to be among them. She thanks her creators and writers and the CBS folk, "thank you for allowing us to be the show that we are." She tells her husband "I love being your 'good wife' and I'm so grateful you have no political aspirations."The stars of "Charlie's Angels" are out next with former "Angel" Drew Barrymore to introduce best actor.The winner is...Kyle Chandler. Minka Kelly, his former costar, presents him with the award. "I knew for a fact that I would not be standing here, so I did not write anything. And now I'm starting to worry," he says, before thanking his reps and casting director and all the people who filled the stands around Texas.The Emmy Tones sing about mini-series and movies before being interrupted by LL Cool J rapping over them. In a change of pace for him, he does not remove his shirt.Jane Lynch returns with: "A lot of people wonder why I'm a lesbian. Ladies and gentlemen, the cast of 'Entourage'." They're introducing the miniseries, movie or special - all of the nominees from HBO or PBS. The Emmy goes to Julian Fellowes for "Downton Abbey" on PBS. (The insipid announcer says Julian is British and from England.)Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Miniseries goes to Maggie Smith, who is not in attendance.The accountants from Ernst & Young are out next, but it's really Jane Lynch and Paula Abdul."Me, an accountant? I can barely balance my checkbook," Lynch says."I can barely balance," Abdul offers.Jane introduces the real guys, then it's on to Melissa McCarthy and Amy Poehler, who note what a good year it was for male roles. They congratulate them on finally breaking through the glass ceiling and tell them not to be afraid to show a little skin.The introduce lead actor in a miniseries, which goes to Barry Pepper. He is also not there. On to directing in the category.The winner is Brian Percival for "Downton Abbey". Uses his acceptance speech as a chance to make sure your DVR is set up to record the premieres this week. He pretty much just says thanks.The chairman of the Television Academy of Arts and Science is out next for the In Memoriam segment, including Stephen J. Cannell. Some guys sing "Hallelujah" as the names roll including Harold Gould, Peter Falk, James Arness, Blake Edwards, Barbara Billingsley, Leslie Nielsen, Tom Bosley, Ryan Dunn, "Uncle Frank", Andy Whitfield, Jill Clayburgh, Laura Ziskin and Bubba Smith.Anna Torv and David Boreanaz are out next to present best supporting actor in a miniseries or movie (Torv also acknowledges the singers were the Canadian Tenors).The winner is Guy Pearce for "Mildred Pierce"."It was really a delightful experience making Mildred Pierce, I got to have sex with Kate Winslet every day...To Kate, thank you for allowing me to insert myself into your world of Mildred, and to my wife Kate who had to listen to me talk about that every day when I came home from work," he says.Hugh Laurie and Claire Danes are up next to present outstanding actress in a miniseries.The winner is Kate Winslet for "Mildred Pierce." She hugs her costars and takes the stage, saying she didn't think they were going to win anything. She thanks the cast and her own mother, saying it doesn't matter how old you get, you always need your "mum."Jane comes back, noting that so many movies stars are doing TV these days that TV stars have to go do voices for video games, which are then made into movies, staring the very people who are putting the TV stars out of work in the first place. "Hakuna matata, my friends. That's the circle of life," she says.Out next is Don Cheadle, for Outstanding Mini-Series or Movie. "Downton Abbey" wins. Julian Fellowes says it's hard to know what will be a hit, but this evening validates that something did.Maria Bello and William H. Macy are out next for Outstanding Drama Series. The nominees are Boardwalk Empire, Dexter, Friday Night Lights, Game of Thrones, The Good Wife and Mad Men.The Emmy goes to "Mad Men." Again. Fourth year in a row.Creator Matthew Weiner accepts. He says he didn't think they were going to win, but thanks AMC and the fans and his writing staff. "We all get to work tomorrow and that's all we ever want to do. For us and our families, this is an incredible dream," he says.Gwyneth Paltrow is up next to present Outstanding Comedy."Ok, the prompter's down, so I'm going to wing it: Here are the nominees for best comedy series," she says, showing no great skill at improv. The nominees are The Big Bang Theory, Glee, Modern Family, The Office, Parks and Recreation and 30 Rock.The Emmy goes to "Modern Family" for the second year in a row.Steven Levitan says that everyone on the stage knows what it's like to have a show tank, so they especially appreciate it. He takes special note of the kids in the cast. "'Modern Family' was this close to being animated, that's how much we didn't want to work with kids," he says, before praising them.He also mentions a gay couple who approached them on location last year and thanked them for teaching people tolerance. Levitan says they are doing that. "We are showing the world that there is absolutely nothing wrong with a loving committed relationship between an old man and a hot young woman, and looking around this room tonight I see many of you agree," he says."Thank you all very, very much," he says.Jane comes back to sign off, with the Emmy Tones, who can at least be glad their faces were never shown in close-up.

2Ashlee Simpson

3Kristin Cavallari

4Anthony Zuiker

5LaToya Jackson

6Coco Rocha

7Kathy Griffin

8Game

9Nikos Papadopoulos

10Exploring Greece

11Highlights

12Tyson Beckford

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1Kelly Osbourne #18.01

2Kris Jenner

3Cat Deeley

4J. Alexander

5Beverly Johnson

6Jessica Sutta and Nadine Coyle

7Estelle

8Georgina Chapman

9Barney Cheng

10Nicholas Tse